Today, it was beautiful out. I decided to play guitar at the park near my house. I left my guitar case open, asking not for money but for feedback. I got two pieces of paper with feedback: 1) You're fat. 2) Get a life. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was playing guitar on the sidewalk and had my guitar case open for tips. A man came up with a folded piece of green paper, smiled and walked away. After I was finished, I looked at my tips. I unfolded the paper, it was a note that said "You suck!" FML
Today, I spent hours playing my guitar and singing in the street, hoping to make some extra cash. About 3 hours in, I realized some punk had been walking around with a hat taking money as if he was with me. FML
Today, I came across a street musician. He looked extremely well-fed already, but his music was pretty good, so I gave him some spare change. As soon as I turned away, he started screaming at me for being "cheap", and chased me half a block before running out of breath. FML
Today, I learned how to play "Happy Birthday" on the guitar, just to have my friend tell me that my voice sucks, and that I needed to stop immediately. FML
Today, I was told by my neighbors that my guitar playing sounded a dying cat. FML
Today, I was playing my guitar and singing on the street corner. I did earn money, when some guy threw a quarter out of his car window for me. It hit me in the face. I now have a circle shaped bruise under my eye. FML
Today, I was walking down the street with my acoustic guitar on my back. I saw a girl that I like coming down the opposite way, so I decided to play my guitar to try and impress her. I started to tune it quickly, but while I wasn't paying attention, I ran into a pole. Now my guitar is cracked. FML
Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML
Today, I was playing guitar at a party, and girls were into me. I'm alright at guitar but by no means an expert. Some kid who was practically a wizard took a turn playing. He could play almost any song on the fly. He made me look so bad that I've never had so many girls in one room be embarrassed to have talked to me. FML
Today, I went into a music store to look into getting a new guitar. I picked up one that I was interested in and tried it out quietly. A sales representative approached me and asked me to "stop the noise and leave the guitars for serious customers." I've been playing for almost ten years. FML
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awdorable 0
Oh, I'm sorry, that sucks. FYL. Next time, say 'POSITIVE' Feedback, that would be better, dude.
dearViena 0
people are always rude. don't mind them
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Comments (119)
magicalunicorns7 0
Aw :/ #50 you suck.
Solidus_fml 0
Ouch, but you should have expected that one coming. People give money to the poor because they're poor, they're not going to give you feedback just because you asked for it. You... well, to put it bluntly, just would look like an idiot. Besides, who carries paper around with them? Sorry, trying not to be harsh here.
missus_butter 0
Well, it is a park, so it seems like an okay place to play. But just because you like to play doesn't mean everybody likes to hear you. There's this guy who lives in my apartment complex, he strolls around the parking lot playing his guitar with his girlfriend clinging to him while making the most moonstruck, vapid, idiotic face you've ever seen. It would be cute if it were an every now and then thing, but I see him at it prettymuch every time I walk to the store for dinner, probably a few times a week at least. He thinks it's cool but it's really just obnoxious. =/ You just gotta understand not everybody is into it. Also if you're the guy from my apartment, knock it the **** off! Go seduce your girlfriend indoors where I don't have to witness it. XD
i_love_sluts 0
Hey fatasssss
koalakittens 0
Take something positive away from this. Lose some weight. No one likes being fat. This could be the kick in the butt you need.
krystlex3 0
im sorry dude, im sure their just d bags and your actually pretty good otherwise im sure you would be aware of it, just keep playing :)
JoyGrenade 0
Brilliant! This is hilarious!
ssfchik17 0
i feel bad 4 u. ppl are so mean. just ignore them, keep playing, keep doing what you like to do.
genius_man16 1
*yawn* Come back with a real FML next time. I'm tired of all these "Today, i'm fat. FML" pieces of shit. If you care so much go DO something about it instead of sitting your fat ass in front of the computer and asking for sympathy over the INTERNET.
1234five 0
"genius_man16" stop leaving such asshole remarks on every single post. If u have a ******* problem and think every post is annoying then stop reading them and get off the site.