Today, it was a little colder than it should be for this time of year, and as a result I was using the heater in my car. Apparently within the last four months, a mouse managed to make his way into my heater vent and die. I can not get the smell of death out of my car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, there was a horrible smell in my kitchen. I tried to find the source, but failed and had to leave for the day. That night, my brother informed me that the smell was coming from a dead mouse stuck in our toaster. FML
Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
Today, I felt cold while driving, so I blasted the heat. The one thing I didn't expect was a load of tiny spiders spilling out of the vents and writhing all over my dash. FML
Today, I got into my car to remember that I left dead fish and waxworms in my car from fishing at the lake yesterday. We unloaded everything but those two stinky things. It was 90 degrees today too. FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
Today, I saw maggots dropping from beneath my car. I looked under, to see a rotting paw dangling from my engine. That would explain the smell. FML
Today, my cat brought home a bloody, barely-living mouse. The thing managed to escape and dragged itself into a crack in the wall, where it must have died. The only way to get it out before it starts to stink up the place is by demolishing the wall. FML
Today, something on my car went bang and the whole thing died. I got it towed to a garage and it turns out a great fat rat had gotten stuck in my exhaust, died, and blocked it up. The fumes couldn’t escape and overheated the engine until something blew. FML
Today, I finally found out what the horrible smell at work was. A rat had decided to make its home in our emergency exit sign and had been fried by the electricity. I now have to fix this. Hello scorched dead rat. FML
Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for the chicken I bought four days ago. I finally found it - not in the refrigerator, not in the freezer, but in the trunk of my car, which now smells like a dead animal. FML
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Djosef_fml 0
Sorry OP. We bought a car and the previous owner smoked in it. It was barely noticable, and after a couple of months it didn't smell at all anymore. Untill Fall came and we turned the heat on. Oh. My. *******. God. It's been YEARS and the smell of deathsticks comes back when we turn the heat on.
Aero_boy 4
More like Deadmau5.
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Comments (95)
l3allin_all_day 0
I feel so bad for the poor mouse
thewizardseeker 0
lmao
buggybeauty 0
how the hell does a mouse get in your car???!!
lovablekennyXD 0
how do u freaking send stories from your iPod touch?????? a whole bunch of stuff happened to me this week
mw2pride 0
there's nothing like the smell of dead rat in the morning
dev10us 0
that's nothing, we were moving and giving everything a really good clean before putting it in our new house. I pulled out the crumb tray on the toaster to find a rather crispy skeletal mouse. we'd been havin toast earlier that day. GROSS.
Oster_fml 0
go to a dealer and have them replace that ac system ,or do it you self . put it on full blast maybe it will come flying out your car into someone elses, how did you not smell it before , the ac and heating Is connected
AllisonRocks 0
that's gross
Samko_chan 5
Ewwww, I think you should just let it run for a bit while your not in it. Then air out the car. Also, Im still wondering how the mouse even got there in the first place?
crapule31000 0
lol @ 80.. deadmau5