Today, it was a little colder than it should be for this time of year, and as a result I was using the heater in my car. Apparently within the last four months, a mouse managed to make his way into my heater vent and die. I can not get the smell of death out of my car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, there was a horrible smell in my kitchen. I tried to find the source, but failed and had to leave for the day. That night, my brother informed me that the smell was coming from a dead mouse stuck in our toaster. FML
Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
Today, I felt cold while driving, so I blasted the heat. The one thing I didn't expect was a load of tiny spiders spilling out of the vents and writhing all over my dash. FML
Today, I got into my car to remember that I left dead fish and waxworms in my car from fishing at the lake yesterday. We unloaded everything but those two stinky things. It was 90 degrees today too. FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
Today, I saw maggots dropping from beneath my car. I looked under, to see a rotting paw dangling from my engine. That would explain the smell. FML
Today, my cat brought home a bloody, barely-living mouse. The thing managed to escape and dragged itself into a crack in the wall, where it must have died. The only way to get it out before it starts to stink up the place is by demolishing the wall. FML
Today, something on my car went bang and the whole thing died. I got it towed to a garage and it turns out a great fat rat had gotten stuck in my exhaust, died, and blocked it up. The fumes couldn’t escape and overheated the engine until something blew. FML
Today, I finally found out what the horrible smell at work was. A rat had decided to make its home in our emergency exit sign and had been fried by the electricity. I now have to fix this. Hello scorched dead rat. FML
Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for the chicken I bought four days ago. I finally found it - not in the refrigerator, not in the freezer, but in the trunk of my car, which now smells like a dead animal. FML
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Djosef_fml 0
Sorry OP. We bought a car and the previous owner smoked in it. It was barely noticable, and after a couple of months it didn't smell at all anymore. Untill Fall came and we turned the heat on. Oh. My. *******. God. It's been YEARS and the smell of deathsticks comes back when we turn the heat on.
Aero_boy 4
More like Deadmau5.
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TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Try charcoal packets, or leave an open cup of vinegar in your car whenever you're at home.
bitemylip92 0
who gets a mouse in their car??!
FyourLIFEdotCOM8 0
that happened to my parents car. a rat or mouse got into it but didn't die but it smelled like rat poo.
blahfreakinblah 0
get a bunch of friends together and hot box the car with a couple blunts..
Djosef_fml 0
Sorry OP. We bought a car and the previous owner smoked in it. It was barely noticable, and after a couple of months it didn't smell at all anymore. Untill Fall came and we turned the heat on. Oh. My. *******. God. It's been YEARS and the smell of deathsticks comes back when we turn the heat on.
jtsmanj 0
nice lol
TheDarkCynder 2
Noooo mousy!
Narwhal234 6
DEADMAU5!
baileylaidlaw 6
At first I thought it said moose. Lol. That sucks. Frebrezze and car fresheners should do the trick. (: FYL
GreyDiaries 10
the smell of death xD yummy