birthdayfun
United States
Today, it's my birthday. My mom decided to wake me up by having our new, previously stray, cat thrown on top of me. I was awoken to two claws ripping across my face which needed 16 stitches to fix. Happy Birthday. FML
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0___0 9
Was it your 16th birthday at least? D:
uhnonnuhmus 0
To get revenge, just throw the stray cat into the shower with your mom someday. Then run like hell.
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Simp_fml 0
I would have bitch slapped your mom. Seriously, what a moron.
Joker_and_Thief 0
you would bitchslap ur mom?!
randomcomment321 0
don't try it. *rubs nose* parents aren't as old as you may think they are.
latuka 0
#10 def.
jazminbliss 2
wtf. ouchy. I hope your mom feels really bad...but happy birthday!
njwrestler171 0
happy birthday?
xomsdelanyox 0
dude i would get hella revenge on my mom if that was me. that cat could of had rabbis or something!
Laeif 0
@ #16 At least it couldn't possibly have priests...
troubledshampoo 0
What #7 said.
Jimboom 12
I would move out of your place if your old enough to. It sounds like your mom has crazy cat lady tendencies.
essentee 0
lol ha ha ha funny..............as if u needed stitches! faker!
lauraboo438 0
Happy birthday anyway!
take_me_home 0
i'd like to see what kind of damage a cat could do to ur face!!! Pictures Please!!! ....& happy birthday :)