salt.
United States
Today, it's my birthday. My fiancé decided to give me the gift of "freedom." That's how he put it, anyway. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Mazzam
France
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML
Anonymous
How can I make this about me?
Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML
Deaf Dumb & Blonde
United States
Today, it's my birthday. I told my boyfriend I wanted to feel special even if for just one day. He said he would do the laundry for me. FML
reallyman__639
United States
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner and near the end, he pulled out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excited. It was a wand. FML
Anonymous
Nice guys
Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend handed me this month’s rental statement with “Paid” written in red ink. He says it’s my gift, because, "that shit adds up every month" and I should be "grateful" that I have a roof over my head for another month instead of being "materialistic." FML
same
Palo Alto, United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
IHateMyLife
Best birthday ever!
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had promised that the day would belong to me. But no, I had to drive 80km forth and back to pick him up from work, then he took pictures with his new camera lens, then he decided what to eat, demanded a massage, and then he just fell asleep. Happy birthday to me. FML
random123
United States
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend was kind enough to give me prescription strength deodorant. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend told me he was too busy studying for finals, but that he'd take me out another day instead. He later drunk-dialled me from a party demanding a lift back home. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me a pair of ankle weights for my birthday. How utterly romantic. FML
Top comments
Cenobyte 10
Whenever anyone asks, tell them that it was the best gift you ever received. It probably is, even if it doesn't feel like it just yet.
alfred07 18
There should be a "you're better off" button on here.
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Comments (95)
tdawg4200 0
Ouch. Find another one.
Calyx_fml 22
Another birthday?
unixdude 9
Give him the gift of "I ****** your dad/brother/sister(?)/cousin" as a Thank You.
MisterMichael 9
I hope you're not black
76transam 0
More to the story? Maybe mmm? Maybe someone finally got sick of the lies and cheating mmm? Maybe he gave himself the gift of freedom? Mmmm? Two sides to every story sug! I doubt you are just a blameless little victim
youshitme 9
What a arsehole. You're better off, I hope you kicked him in the face.
cuddlebunny3548 11
You have a cool birthday :)
chuckcloninger 12
Hard to believe but he really did you a favor. Youll see it someday He did it cruelly and is a mean asshole but would you really want to be married to someone who could do something like this to anyone?
chuckcloninger 12
Hard to believe but he really did you a favor. Youll see it someday He did it cruelly and is a mean asshole but would you really want to be married to someone who could do something like this to anyone?
Hey_Its_Tay 5
Omfg what a tard.
Heinousness 0
WTF. FYL