Today, it's my 21st birthday. My parents' gift was a case of non-alcoholic beer, to "prepare" me for when I "turn 21." My parents can't even remember how old I am. FML
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Today, I ordered a beer with my parents at dinner. The waitress said, "Oh, happy 22nd birthday." My parents eyes got really big, and they started to blush. They'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday and my dad has decided to take away my ID in fear that if I have even one drink to celebrate I'll become a raging alcoholic. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML
Today, is my 21st birthday. My friends took me to a bar to celebrate, knowing I don't drink. I'm now in charge of driving my friends home after they've had an awesome night. FML
Today, it's my twenty first birthday. My biggest birthday surprise was discovering that I'm alcohol intolerant, by vomiting my first beer all over my boyfriend's mother. FML
Today, my parents took me to a bar to celebrate my 21st birthday. They brought my little brother, but when the bouncer wouldn't allow him in, they made me wait outside with him while they went in for drinks. FML
Today, it was my birthday, and even the person who seemed excited about me finally turning 21 and can legally drink forgot. Guess who got drunk alone tonight? This guy. FML
Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends and family said they were busy so I figured I was getting a surprise party. Nope. They all were actually busy. I spent my birthday alone. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. The only person who drank with me was my elementary school principal, who I happened to run into at a bar where we were the only two people there. FML
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Top comments
FYLDeep 26
Go out and buy yourself some alcohol, get yourself completely wasted, and you won't even remember that they forgot.
TheRealBruce 12
Oh noo! Bad parenting
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Comments (96)
KiddNYC1O 22
******* losers...
hobojo69 23
You should go buy a lot of beer and drink it right in front of them!
mentos1197 2
were they drunk? that would be ironic...
Sephy947 7
Today is my and my twin bro's 21st B-Day!! Happy B-Day!!
Blaze16 1
There's "non-alcaholic" beer??? O_o
Aesthetical 3
Derp.
DanielleTheOne 3
No but there's non-alcoholic beer :)
lmngrl889 14
That sucks op...maybe they were just kidding?
Salem145 0
Trust me I understand my parents did the same thing to me also.. But 3 times. When I turned 13, 16 then 21. And it's going to happen again this year too. My mom keeps talking about taking me out for my 26th birthday.. I turn 27 in two weeks.. Told you I understand.
thejedi08 10
id' say "IM 21 BITCH!"
Grouse 5
That would drive you to drink.
KrazyLove56 4
parents forget when i was 14 my dad sways forgot