Today, it's my 21st birthday. My parents' gift was a case of non-alcoholic beer, to "prepare" me for when I "turn 21." My parents can't even remember how old I am. FML
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Today, I ordered a beer with my parents at dinner. The waitress said, "Oh, happy 22nd birthday." My parents eyes got really big, and they started to blush. They'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday and my dad has decided to take away my ID in fear that if I have even one drink to celebrate I'll become a raging alcoholic. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML
Today, is my 21st birthday. My friends took me to a bar to celebrate, knowing I don't drink. I'm now in charge of driving my friends home after they've had an awesome night. FML
Today, it's my twenty first birthday. My biggest birthday surprise was discovering that I'm alcohol intolerant, by vomiting my first beer all over my boyfriend's mother. FML
Today, my parents took me to a bar to celebrate my 21st birthday. They brought my little brother, but when the bouncer wouldn't allow him in, they made me wait outside with him while they went in for drinks. FML
Today, it was my birthday, and even the person who seemed excited about me finally turning 21 and can legally drink forgot. Guess who got drunk alone tonight? This guy. FML
Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends and family said they were busy so I figured I was getting a surprise party. Nope. They all were actually busy. I spent my birthday alone. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. The only person who drank with me was my elementary school principal, who I happened to run into at a bar where we were the only two people there. FML
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FYLDeep 26
Go out and buy yourself some alcohol, get yourself completely wasted, and you won't even remember that they forgot.
TheRealBruce 12
Oh noo! Bad parenting
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Comments (96)
chinkychick 16
at least your parents remember what the date of your birthday is. THINK OPTIMISTICALLY :)
AmieLea18 7
Sure, they forgot. But hey, you got free beer! Isn't that always a good thing?!
elementalz 2
No getting free non alcoholic beer is not great if I get beer it better have alcohol in it beer tastes ******* terrible that's why I start out wit vodka then move on to beers lol
icadragoon 11
On your 18th birthday did they give you **** with censor bars to prepare you for your first **** experience when you turned 18?
leadman1989 16
Well maybe when you turn 22 they'll get you a mostly female hooker. Serves to reason they won't remember your orientation either.
hartrum 0
go into the freezer take the alchohal and sneak it in non alchohilcs
Cmcnab1997 0
You're a Meg
InsanePPG 25
"You are huh huh going on huh huh, fellas will fall in line."
Haiana04 3
"Non-alcoholic beer" = Root beer???
baygirl564 9
Ik parents like that......
hollydolly12 1
Last July, my parents gave my little brother the "turning 21 speech," the same one I got last year. What they didn't realize is that my brother is two years younger than me. He turned 20 in July and they were an entire year early with the speech. :D
miZscrZee 0
ROOTBEER?