Today, it's been two days since my upstairs neighbour's toilet started flooding both our apartments. I have to go to the bathroom with an umbrella. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to a flooded apartment. Apparently, the upstairs neighbor's bathtub had overflowed and water was pouring through my ceiling. My landlord said he couldn't do anything until the water stopped, so I spent the morning frantically trying to mop up the water while feeling completely helpless. FML
Today, I'm stuck at home waiting on a plumber to come fix the flooding in my basement. The flooding happens when any sink, shower, or toilet in the house is used. Today is also the day that I started my period. Without water. FML
Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML
Today, the toilet on the top floor of my house burst, soaked the bathroom, and water dripped down into the kitchen and the basement for hours when nobody was home. Eight blowers and a dehumidifier later, the house is about 90 degrees and I can't leave. FML
Today, my neighbour decided to get high while leaving his bathtub running, resulting in passing out and starting a flood in the hallways. FML
Today, a cyclone hit my city. Though everywhere else is flooding, my house is fine. Well, that was until the toilet decided to overflow and regurgitate the entire town's sewerage. So now my only bathroom is covered in sewage, and I can't go anywhere else because of the flooding. FML
Today, I found out that my toilet leaked into the apartment's ceiling downstairs and it's going to cost over $2000 to fix the ceiling and the clear all of the mould out. I have two different types of insurance and neither of them are likely to cover it. FML
Today, I went to the place I signed for yesterday to pay the first month's rent and get my keys. I looked around before I left, and used the toilet. I went back later to show my boyfriend and found the place flooded an inch with water coming from the toilet. It had been flooding for 7 hours. FML
Today, my entire region received record rainfall, with torrential downpours all day and night. Today was also the day I discovered my car's sunroof leaks, when I was greeted with two inches of standing water in my floorboards. FML
Today, I came home from my aunt's funeral to find my basement flooded due to a sewer backup. FML
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ripresno 10
Might as well put down the umbrella and take a shower while you're at it. :) gross
TML329 14
The song chocolate rain comes to mind here
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Comments (79)
cynically 19
That's actually pretty funny
kumonsucks 7
Slumdog millionaire taking ***** without a toilet just a hole. #oldschool
simonepedretti 7
HAHAH THAT'S SO GREAT
xojoinox 5
If its clean water, that'd be fun
VVerevvolf 3
Where do you live? Here in Germany you'd simply call the police, they will probably get the fire brigade involved and the rain will stop. You don't have to put up with shit like that here..
PunkySpunky78 15
The op lives in France
Vash_41288 10
Was i the only one that read it in the bare naked ladies song tune..
skysull19 4
But that's bad luck man
poccocurantes 7
It's bad luck to open an umbrella in the house.
buckdharma 38
Oh, the weather outside is delightful but inside it's somewhat frightful and there's no other place for me to go So let it flow, let it flow, let it flow!
whY402Jay 12
Sounds like a deleted scene from Mary Poppins.