Today, is my 21st birthday. I get home after my night out and walk into the garage to see a 2002 Red Corvette convertible. I run up to the car thinking its a gift and there's a note: "Dani this is not your birthday present. Quit drooling on my car. -Dad" Thanks Dad. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it's my 21st birthday. I got a call from my deadbeat dad, who I thought had finally mellowed and had something nice to say. Nope; he just told me I'm 21 years a disappointment, then hung up. FML
Today, I walk out of my apartment to find that my car is decorated with explicit drawings and "Happy 21st birthday" stuff written all over it. To top it off, my vehicle is completely wrapped in plastic wrap. I'm 22 and my birthday is in December. FML
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML
Today, I was having my birthday party. My dad showed up late, blind drunk, and drove his car straight through my garage door. FML
Today, my Dad sent me an e-mail wishing me a "Happy 21st Birthday, sweetheart!" The message went on and on about how much he loves and misses me and wishes we were closer, and can't believe how fast I'm growing up. I'm 23 and my birthday is in December. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday and my dad has decided to take away my ID in fear that if I have even one drink to celebrate I'll become a raging alcoholic. FML
Today, my Dad gave me my birthday card. The envelope was blank, as was the card, and the £0.25 price tag was still on. He was fully aware of all these things, but handed it to me and said, "By the way, I didn't write anything." Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, it's my birthday and my mom took me and some friends to an amusement park. Looking for a tampon, I found a phone in my mom's purse that I didn't recognize. Turns out my mom is cheating on my dad. Happy birthday to me, I guess. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My dad was supposed to take me to get a tattoo, but instead he went to the bar, got drunk, and told me how I was the biggest mistake he and my mom have ever made. FML
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Serial 2
psh, take it for a spin anyway
kellster 2
Why would they give you such an expensive car??? Buy your own car, you're an adult!
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Comments (208)
kkiwib 0
Awww sucks for you but maybe ur dad will let u drive it sometime!
vivalaryan54 0
hey hah its my bday today too
average_girl 0
u dont have a job? so u cant buy ur own car? u have 2 have ur DAD buy u ur car?? dammmmn
Ohnoitslindsay 0
I don't know a single 21 year old who can reasonably buy themselves any kind of car, let alone that kind of car. All of you saying that the OP deserves it for living at home at 21 and not buying themselves a car need to stop living off of mommy and daddy and figure out what the real world is like. You're probably 16 and think that your parents are going to pay for you until you have a career.
dudemitch 0
YDI for thinking it was yours in the first place kodus to your dad for not spoiling you like a bitch
mndz_mkl 0
lmfao
ZuraLasgeon 0
lol I can't believe that you would think that your parents would buy you an expensive car like that. Sure, it's your birthday, and it's special... but it's not THAT special. Unless you're some spoiled rich kid and get whatever you want... But for serious, buy your own car or get them to buy you piece of shit that would get you from point A to point B. Think of it as transportation, and not a status symbol.
corey2002 0
ya, sure, your life is realllly f-ed, you are spoiled enough, and apparently so rich that u think ur family can afford to buy a corvette-poor you :(
MukyDaCookie 0
#38, exactly what road test was that? #58, just stating my opinion and maybe even pointing out a brighter side for the OP, thier not missing out. #42 I agree completely! Party it up! Go crazy man, go to Amsterdam for a weekend. Legal weed!
jcov2454 0
haha no one likes a tease