Today, in the bathroom during the ACTs, my hair got stuck in the electric hand dryer. I had to rip my hair out. For future reference, hair + hand dryer = dreadlocks. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
Today, while taking a shower, my back hair caused so much friction against the bar of soap, it stuck for a good second before coming free. FML
Today, I got a round brush stuck in my hair so badly that I couldn't get it out for 45 minutes, and had a panic attack. I had to drive through town with a brush dangling from my head, to the hair salon, and listen to them laugh while they got it out. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom and slipped on some soap on the floor while I was washing my hands. As I fell, I grabbed the nearest thing to break my fall, which happened to be the hand dryer. It fell off the wall and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, while trying to look cute and playing with my hair in front of a boy, I pulled a piece of my hair extension out. FML
Today, I took out my old hairdryer and turned it on. I then gave my roommate a show as I ran out of the bathroom, naked and screaming, after a spider was blasted out of the hairdryer and directly at my face. FML
Today, while at my parents' house, I decided to take a shower. I had to use my sister's bathroom and once out, grabbed a comb from her cupboard to brush my hair. I then noticed the clumps of hair on my shoulders. It's a razor comb on one side, regular on the other. I used the wrong side. FML
Today, after spending a week detangling my hair (It took a week because my hands have nerve issues) because it felt like my scalp was glued to my scalp from not being taken care of, I cut it all off. My hair got tangled in the device twice and eventually revealed a burn on my scalp. FML
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Top comments
MukyDaCookie 0
How did you manage that? Don't those dryers "push" air towards you?
allmidnighteyes 11
....How the hell does this happen? I'm not clicking YDI or FYL, because honestly, I am utterly perplexed.
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Comments (175)
irishlassie731 0
Why the hell was your hair near enough to the hand dryer to get sucked UP into it? And hand dryers blow air OUT, not in. YDI, moron.
lizz1234 0
what, were you drying your hair too?
theflamezbegin 0
OMG your life SUCKS!! But don't handryers release air rather than suck it in? Oh well haha. I'd go with paper towels from now on, screw the environment!
Weil 0
Seriously, how the **** did you manage that?
noslo 5
Wait, how did your hai get stuck? Those hand driers blow air out, they don't suck.
bob1124 0
That's why you always carry a knife. YDI.
across_the_sea 0
You guys DO know the national average on the ACT is more a 20-21 then a 30, correct? So getting a 25, with good enough grades, will get you into a decent school. If you were rocking a 17, yeah enjoy community college but with a 25 you can make it into most universities. Also, #39, the ACT is out of 36. Do research before trying to belittle others. You just make yourself look like a fool.
soniferous 0
ouuuch. I hope you can get a good hair stylist to fix it up somehow for you, and that you do well on your ACTs! I just took mine today too. :]
TheyCallMeStromz 0
since when do hand dryers suck?
alayna100 0
#39, that person was not bragging about their mark. He/she was actually disappointed. Observe and analyze thoroughly before you comment. If you do that, you would notice something as obvious as a sad face after the statement.