Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was bitching to my mom on the phone about the long, boring paper assignment my Lit professor gave us. Right after saying, "That woman needs to get laid" I heard laughter behind me. I turned around. Hello professor, just on my way to drop the course. FML
Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML
Today, while at a boring lecture, I heard some people behind me whispering and laughing. I turned around, wondering what was so funny, which made them laugh even more. I then realised it looked like I'd been giving my pen a blowjob for the last 10 minutes. FML
Today, I jokingly told my mom that I was having sex with my Professor. Her response was, "As long as you're getting A's, honey!" FML
Today, I was struggling through an exam and the hot girl next to me seemed to be flying through the questions. So I cheated off her. When we finished I asked her to lunch. She said, "No, I just rushed through the exam so I can go fuck my boyfriend." I got shutdown and probably failed an exam. FML
Today, I asked my teacher if he could tutor me for my upcoming exam. He said he'd look into it and let me know later. I later got called to the principal's office because my teacher claimed I'd propositioned him for sex. FML
Today, my college instructor told me I hadn't actually failed a big exam as he originally said. It turns out he'd mixed me up with another student. Now thanks to the power of gossip, half my class thinks I slept with him so he'd switch my grade with the other student's. FML
Today, the professor I've had a crush on informed me that there's only one way left I could still pass his course. Thinking this was an attempt to flirt with me, I told him I'd do anything he could imagine. He then looked confused when he asked me to write an essay. FML
Today, I was emailing my professor about what chapters our test is on this afternoon. She accidentally emailed me informing me about the date she went on last night, including that she "got laid... yay!!" and a picture. I still don't know what chapters I'm being tested on. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to be very naughty and placed her underwear in my backpack. I wish she had told me, because it slipped into a folder that contained my project data for my professor. So, after class, I got sent to the Dean of Students' office to talk about sexual harassment. FML
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Top comments
MCart_fml 0
Sounds like she's got the winning sense of humor from her comment ;)
happy_animal_lov 0
if she gives you a grade lower than you should get, you can appeal it
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Comments (28)
kurrri 0
ydi for being so immature. I would probably take points off because you did that.. I know it would be just as immature but still.. grow up and stop trying to act cool just to impress your "friends" because obviously it isn't helping you at all..
happy_animal_lov 0
if she gives you a grade lower than you should get, you can appeal it
SaturnE_fml 0
Neat.
caroline954 0
this is really cool. it was posted over a yr ago an I'm number 14. where r all the Internet ******?
uluvmyexistence 0
how do u pretend to have sex with some1 in class, and also why would u do that? ydi u piece of crap. i curse your name to never get laid at all/again
R2Y2 22
You took something on the internet so far up the ass, as if it affected you personally. Congrats.
luvtolaugh 0
were you at hogwarts??
CS1Energypyre 18
Love this.
ollie179 21
Huh?
SushiSashi 8
Your next-*raises eyebrows*-ORAL exam? Maybe she will have something special planned...
soldiat_fml 17
If you were in a corridor at university, having a professor walk by is hardly surprising. If you're going to talk about someone, best do it where they're not likely to walk by any minute...unless that's the point, of course.