Today, In my science class I sit next to my friend Jill. My teacher always gets our names confused calling me Jill and her Liz. She decided to combine our names. I'm now known as Jizz. My teacher clearly has no idea what it means. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met my new roommate. She severely struggled with pronouncing my name, and decided that to save time and the effort, she's just going to call me what she thinks my name sounds like: Lube. FML
Today, I found out my teacher writes descriptions next to people's names on the register to remind him who people were. By mistake the descriptions appeared on the computer projector. Next to my name it said "Tubby". FML
Today, we got a new seating arrangement in my science class. I'm now sitting between two people who have spent the last 20 minutes whispering dirty things to one another. FML
Today, I was the only girl in my lab class. The instructor was learning our names. When he came to me, I went to say "mine will be easy" and it came out as "I'm easy." FML
Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe." FML
Today, I brought some cupcakes to my class for my birthday, like all the cool kids do. When it came time to sing happy birthday, the entire class said "happy birthday to" then forgot my name. Except my teacher. She said Steve. My name's Jeff. FML
Today, in physics class, my teacher was messing around with an air cannon and I accidentally blurted out, "Blow me!" It took me all of 5 seconds to realize why everyone was laughing. FML
Today, my professor was doing roll-call. As usual, she didn't say my name because it's so close to the person before me. So to differentiate, she decided she would call the girl before me "the pretty one". FML
Today, I discovered the guy that sits next to me in class is actually a girl. Not only is that bad, but we had to write a paper about each other. I used the words "him" and "he", and read it to the whole class. FML
Today, it was the last day of school, and I said goodbye to one of my students. She then told me how to correctly pronounce her name. I'd said it wrong all year. FML
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ecilart 0
ahahaha that is awesome
xkaokaox 0
tell your teacher what **** means so she looks like a fool in front of the class :)
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SamSJester 0
FYL, "Lill" would have been pretty acceptable (and actually quite nice). Silly naive old people are silly.
myotherlips 0
Too bad. You should tell her. Then she'll start screaming the puns at home in private about how she really likes a Lil ****.
beaniebabe 0
Hahaha that is gold
ChrisLevine 0
Tell her!! is the other girl named lill?
ayebabyyyy 0
.. i **** right in my pants everytime your next to me, and when we're holding hands, its like have sex to me ;p **** in my pants is a great songgg :)
yayforfails 0
ROFLLMFAO. epic win.
RPGod 0
I hate when old people say things that are like that. My dad thought that 1lb. lobsters were called 'chinks' for the longest, despite that i kept telling him that they're called 'chix'
LukeDog 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Hey ****! This made me piss my pants laughing. I also agree that people are going to make ' jizzed in my pants' references like shit.
heathcoate 0
She knows. She just doesn't like you.
lifsukssumtimes 0
HAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHA.