Today, in an effort to repair our fake Christmas tree, my girlfriend succeeded in gluing it to the floor. I can't get it loose. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I bought a Christmas tree and carried it up three flights of stairs alone. I finally got it inside, only to realize it was too tall. I tried trimming it, but now it’s crooked, shedding everywhere, and leaning like it gave up on life. I hope the greenish marks on the ceiling won't be permanent. FML
Today, I spent 15 minutes trying to get my cat out of our seven-foot Christmas tree. Once he was done, he tore about the house and broke the nativity scene, beheading baby Jesus and a wise man in the process. The tree is fucked. FML
Today, after spending hours putting up our tree and decorating it, it fell over and shattered the glass ornaments. FML
Today, our Christmas tree was damaged beyond repair after my son and his friends borrowed it for a little experiment. They tied balloons to the branches and tried to make it fly, after seeing a similar video online. FML
Today, we spent hours decorating the Christmas tree, perfectly balancing the lights, ornaments, and tinsel. Ten minutes later, the cat thought it was a right time to reenact Die Hard and climbed up the tree, knocking it over. Now my ornaments are shattered, and my cat is smugly sitting in the wreckage. FML
Today, my family and I were decorating the Christmas tree. It seemed a bit unstable, but we decorated it without any problems. Later, while my daughter sat by the tree, it began to fall. Her grandmother stopped the tree from hitting her. I, on the other hand, screamed like a little girl. I'm a 38 year-old guy. FML
Today, my Christmas tree was finally shipped. FML
Today, I fell in a vent in our floor while decorating our Christmas tree. My husband removed the grates months ago to increase airflow. I fell in past my knee and he had to pull me out by the arms. It's been four days and I can still barely walk. My office is on a second floor... We don't have an elevator. FML
Today, my family and I went Christmas tree shopping. My husband and I were walking around when I saw the perfect tree. Excited, we immediately bought it. When we got home and set it up, I realized it came with a present: termites. FML
Today, I woke up to find our Christmas tree knocked over, unwrapped presents scattered everywhere, and my mom passed out on the sofa with a bottle of booze. Merry Christmas. FML
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MermaidSongXOXO 6
You know, fake Christmas trees have removable branches...;) Think about it: when Christmas is over, you have a 24/7 stripper pole for your girlfriend to use.
wtfismyfml 0
less decorations to put up next year
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Cheerbaby016 0
Hahahaha thats something i would do haha :)
MermaidSongXOXO 6
You know, fake Christmas trees have removable branches...;) Think about it: when Christmas is over, you have a 24/7 stripper pole for your girlfriend to use.
seanreddog 4
Not all do. Good idea, though.
Rodrigue_fml 0
Lol
aback 5
It looks real good there.
qwertgfd 0
Acetone should take it right off. If you don't have any, use nail polish remover. That being said, use with caution.
MrBUDD 0
Thats what you get for letting your gf fix the tree... what were u thinking..
Tigg3r 3
Girls can fix shit to. What is it with men thinking they can do everything? I'll give you this to fight against: Men can't give birth.
null_fml 11
Dumb bitch. Don't make this shit into a sexism issue. Obviously his girlfriend could NOT "fix shit", hence #27's accurate comment. Y'know, the one which was referring to one girl and not all girls? Yeah, that one.
xenomorph 0
Downvote; don't reply: the comments of http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/6880463 became a huge mess.
abearrr 0
even though their pretty lucky about that, i totally agree with you. giving birth looks about as fun as my eighty year old grandparents.
Tigg3r 3
Yes but that's not what he is implying. He is implying the fact that he is stupid for letting his girlfriend fix the tree. That seems to me like he is refrencing to all girls and not just one. Let me rephrase this carefully, He was stupid for letting a girl fix the tree. Maybe you need to get your eyes checked. Oh and look! Not an ounce of profanity used.
Ninotori 0
Oh for the love of GOD woman! Its a comment on a story that may or may not be real on the ******* INTERNET! I don't mind the proper use of feminism but idiots like you who blow the simplest comment out of proportion almost make me ashamed of being a woman! Guess what? Not all men are out to get women, many are just trying to make a silly joke. It doesnt mean ANYTHING. Its just like getting picked on in highschool or in elementary school. Either you get over yourself and realise their just being idiots who will grow out of it or you can scream and whine all day or you can just smile and roll your eyes and get on with your life, and get back to combating the true people against feminism instead of the average joe. Attacking the right people is the first step toward advancement.
null_fml 11
Although I'm sure Tigg3r is the highest authority on what some guy she's never met meant to imply, I'd rather just address the following: Ninotori: You ******* rock. :D
koifish81 0
are you a bitch?
psyx 0
She's a keeper.
Mylife_is_so_fd 0
really you cant get you tree that your girlfriend glued to the ground to move i wonder why maybe cause its glued to the mother f-ing ground dumba$$
ohcanaduh 0
was she dropped on her head as a baby or is she blonde
baby_gurl2405 0
haha god i bet shes not blond... shes probably bleech thats WAY worse