Today, in an effort to repair our fake Christmas tree, my girlfriend succeeded in gluing it to the floor. I can't get it loose. FML
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Today, I bought a Christmas tree and carried it up three flights of stairs alone. I finally got it inside, only to realize it was too tall. I tried trimming it, but now it’s crooked, shedding everywhere, and leaning like it gave up on life. I hope the greenish marks on the ceiling won't be permanent. FML
Today, I spent 15 minutes trying to get my cat out of our seven-foot Christmas tree. Once he was done, he tore about the house and broke the nativity scene, beheading baby Jesus and a wise man in the process. The tree is fucked. FML
Today, after spending hours putting up our tree and decorating it, it fell over and shattered the glass ornaments. FML
Today, our Christmas tree was damaged beyond repair after my son and his friends borrowed it for a little experiment. They tied balloons to the branches and tried to make it fly, after seeing a similar video online. FML
Today, we spent hours decorating the Christmas tree, perfectly balancing the lights, ornaments, and tinsel. Ten minutes later, the cat thought it was a right time to reenact Die Hard and climbed up the tree, knocking it over. Now my ornaments are shattered, and my cat is smugly sitting in the wreckage. FML
Today, my family and I were decorating the Christmas tree. It seemed a bit unstable, but we decorated it without any problems. Later, while my daughter sat by the tree, it began to fall. Her grandmother stopped the tree from hitting her. I, on the other hand, screamed like a little girl. I'm a 38 year-old guy. FML
Today, my Christmas tree was finally shipped. FML
Today, I fell in a vent in our floor while decorating our Christmas tree. My husband removed the grates months ago to increase airflow. I fell in past my knee and he had to pull me out by the arms. It's been four days and I can still barely walk. My office is on a second floor... We don't have an elevator. FML
Today, my family and I went Christmas tree shopping. My husband and I were walking around when I saw the perfect tree. Excited, we immediately bought it. When we got home and set it up, I realized it came with a present: termites. FML
Today, I woke up to find our Christmas tree knocked over, unwrapped presents scattered everywhere, and my mom passed out on the sofa with a bottle of booze. Merry Christmas. FML
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MermaidSongXOXO 6
You know, fake Christmas trees have removable branches...;) Think about it: when Christmas is over, you have a 24/7 stripper pole for your girlfriend to use.
wtfismyfml 0
less decorations to put up next year
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Comments (97)
MermaidSongXOXO 6
A Popeye reference on FML?! My life is complete :]
turdburgers 0
SUCCEEDED in gluing it to the floor? You make it sound like that was the goal.
Elpieo 0
If you can't get rid of it, take off the decorations and say you're growing it so that your house is more natural.
xenomorph 0
Depending on what glue it is, water or acetone may work. If neither does, you used a polymerizing glue (such as epoxy resin)--a handsaw will do the job.
taylord20 0
christmas all year long! sounds good to me!
fa11en 0
have you tried breaking out the chainsaw yet?
TheOtherNewest1 6
YDI for getting a fake Christmas tree.
JohnnyTheFox 0
The only way your gf could have gotten to the tree is if you let her out of her cage, so YDI.
snafu57 1
just put on the appropriate holiday garnishes. hearts for Valentine's day etc
Mylife_is_so_fd 0
rip it off thhe ground problem solved or smash it with a sledgehammer till it is loose