Today, in algebra, I took out my notebook. My Chinese teacher was so impressed with my "Chinese" writings on the cover that I'm now her "favorite student". Those "Chinese" symbols are actually Japanese, but I wanted someone to like me so badly that I didn't correct her. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, at a tutoring center, one of the tutors looked at my worksheet and laughed. She then showed all the other tutors my mistakes and they laughed along with her. The best part? They all speak Chinese and they think I can't understand them. I'm Chinese. FML
Today, I got a perfect score on my French quiz, and I was told to have my mom sign it. What I didn't realize was that all the way at the bottom she wrote "Good Nathaly!" and "I love you!" surrounded by little hearts. The teacher hung it up anyway. FML
My words exactly
Today, the Chinese student I've been teaching English to got on stage in front of hundreds of people to read her final essay. She ended with, "What a fucking day." I don't swear, and I no longer have a job. FML
Today, I had to make a poster for social studies. I decided to write "Nice ass" in hieroglyphics. Turns out my teacher can read hieroglyphics. FML
Today, my art teacher showed off a painting of his name he got in Japan. I can read Japanese, and it actually says "Old idiot". I really don't want to break it to him. FML
Today, I collected my students' notes in class to check them. One girl, who is always drawing weird anime crap in her sketchbook, turned in just one piece of paper that read, "FUCK YOUR CLASS." FML
Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML
And they call it puppy love…
Today, I gathered the courage and wrote a love letter to put in the girl I like's school bag, at the end of classes. I felt anxious for a response. Her bag turned out to be her cousin's, and I became a joke in the classroom. FML
Nice try
Today, I cheated on a math test by writing a couple of equations on my hand. Totally satisfied, I handed my test in, feeling like I had aced it. As I was heading toward the door, I happily waved goodbye to my teacher. She saw everything. FML
Slipping up
Today, I was teaching a class when a student pointed out that I'd used the wrong "your/you're" while writing on the board. FML
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theunwiseone 4
I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so
Italiae 7
No wonder she teaches algebra...
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jomaha 0
bu nai nai (stupid grandma)
kemando 22
well japanese does also use Kanji which are chinese. japanese also uses other scripts though, like katakana.
BellaMarta 19
You would think a Chinese teacher could tell.... but whatever.
cameljones 1
Whether or not she is native Chinese, the Japanese and Chinese use the same characters. In mainland China, out side of Hong Kong, they tend to use simplified characters. In Taiwan and Hong Kong, they use the traditional characters, although simplified and traditional are subjective: some traditional characters are simplified from more complicated characters etc. Meanwhile, the Japanese use the same characters, but usage is different. A fluent reader of Chinese or Japanese will find about 60% of written material is mutually intelligible, but differences in grammar might make it difficult. In addition, Japanese employ hiragana and katakana, while Chinese doesn't. To confuse the issue even more, Chinese will write the character 女 a sめ and 安 as あ when writing in cursive. The characters め and あ have wormed their way into Japanese as hiragana, however. So before you get on your high horse about the correctness of writing in Chinese or Japanese, you should maybe study them a bit more. 本当に、日本人になりたい外人と話すのはちょっとめんどいのに、こんなことを説明しなくては、何もならない。 もう少々お頑張りください。
zaveeshaveesh3 7
You wasted 10 minutes of my life, 45 seconds from reading it and 9 minutes and 15 seconds of aftermath
stellimonster 0
some japanese writing is the same as Chinese silly. When I went to Japan, they had ancient temples that had Chinese writing and i asked why. They said one form of japanese was originated from Chinese so that's probally why. Modern Japanese is the rounded kind. Traditional is similar to Chinese.
Peonie_fml 6
Honest mistake to mix them up :L
deviable 9
Many characters are the same in Chinese and Japanese.
VeeBee9332 0
Umm BTW japanese writing is made up of different kinds. (hiragana , katakana, and kanji) kanji is Chinese characters in case you didn't know. This isn't an fml
4ube_fml 6
Dude ! Japanese kanji and Chinese ideograms are the same ! The symbol for mountain writes exactly the same (they just don't pronounce the same) It's like me writing alphabet letters and Russians thinking i'm so good at writing English..
laughpuppy 0
Most Japanese and Chinese words are written the same just their meanings are different sometimes but have some type of connection. I would know: my friend is Chinese. So, she didn't make a mistake.