Today, I wrote the girl I love a long, gushy letter to convince her to be with me instead of her abusive ex. Later on, I asked her what she thought. She said she can't read cursive. She chose the ex. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend found a letter I'd written to myself for moral support while we were broken up, in which I explained why we would never work out. Apparently I made a convincing argument. FML
Today, I finally wrote a DM to the girl I'm in love with, telling her not to say yes if her ex asked her out, and instead to go out with me. I then chickened out and deleted the message, but then realised she'd still get the notification on her phone. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex-boyfriend, who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML
Today, I told the girl I've been seeing for a while about the strong feelings that I have for her and that I was falling in love. She told me my words made her realize what it felt like to be in love. My words were so powerful, in fact, that she ran right back into the arms of her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Thinking I was being cute I spelled out "Marry Me" in alphabet soup, because that's her favorite. She took one look at it and started to laugh. She then began to spell out "no". She still ate the soup. FML
Today, I gathered the courage and wrote a love letter to put in the girl I like's school bag, at the end of classes. I felt anxious for a response. Her bag turned out to be her cousin's, and I became a joke in the classroom. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend whom I love dearly because he doesn't share his feelings and won't commit. Yesterday, he wrote me a long love letter telling me he wanted to marry me. One of my kids had shoved it under my printer and I didn't find it until after he had moved out. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a really sweet poem that he wrote for me. I think it was secondhand - the first letter of each verse spelled his ex girlfriend's name. FML
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Top comments
MsConfusedd 27
Well if she's that dumb, you can definately do better.
IOmnomHard 10
What a lucky guy.
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Comments (98)
carminecris89 13
Ydi. You should have told her instead of having her read some long drawn out letter. I am a firm believer in being honest and telling someone how they feel. Nothing gets lost in translation and you get your answer right away.
carminecris89 13
* they should be you
thecovert 7
Bullet dodged. Move on, lucky.
priceyfml 7
Don't worry you will find someone who can read above a 2 grade level .
Xxlaurahatakexx 9
You don't want someone stupid anyway
DerMarktradikale 13
She can't read cursive? Either, she's stupid or your handwriting really sucks. Either way, I think you are better off without her.
WickedWolf 11
She sounds stupid.
davek 36
Seriously? You want to be with someone that dumb? She won't be all that in 20 years' time.
cupcake330 16
She's to dumb for you anyways:/ What's do hard about reading cursive
Driveshaft 5
Yes... She's definitely "to" dumb, and what is "do" hard about it? Hehe.
cupcake330 16
My bad I misspelled a few words on my phone. Jerk.
SluggerJ 7
Nobody uses Cursive anymore it's all text hand now you should have used text short key
doglover100 29
She's stupid.