Today, I wrote the girl I love a long, gushy letter to convince her to be with me instead of her abusive ex. Later on, I asked her what she thought. She said she can't read cursive. She chose the ex. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend found a letter I'd written to myself for moral support while we were broken up, in which I explained why we would never work out. Apparently I made a convincing argument. FML
Today, I finally wrote a DM to the girl I'm in love with, telling her not to say yes if her ex asked her out, and instead to go out with me. I then chickened out and deleted the message, but then realised she'd still get the notification on her phone. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex-boyfriend, who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML
Today, I told the girl I've been seeing for a while about the strong feelings that I have for her and that I was falling in love. She told me my words made her realize what it felt like to be in love. My words were so powerful, in fact, that she ran right back into the arms of her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Thinking I was being cute I spelled out "Marry Me" in alphabet soup, because that's her favorite. She took one look at it and started to laugh. She then began to spell out "no". She still ate the soup. FML
Today, I gathered the courage and wrote a love letter to put in the girl I like's school bag, at the end of classes. I felt anxious for a response. Her bag turned out to be her cousin's, and I became a joke in the classroom. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend whom I love dearly because he doesn't share his feelings and won't commit. Yesterday, he wrote me a long love letter telling me he wanted to marry me. One of my kids had shoved it under my printer and I didn't find it until after he had moved out. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a really sweet poem that he wrote for me. I think it was secondhand - the first letter of each verse spelled his ex girlfriend's name. FML
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Top comments
MsConfusedd 27
Well if she's that dumb, you can definately do better.
IOmnomHard 10
What a lucky guy.
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EandL_fml 2
you had a lucky break, why would you want to be with some one like that? you can't rescue stupid
Tolarie 13
What, did she skip third grade?
HunterAlpha1 8
cursive is a graceful form of writing, but be aware that because our education system these days is a total clusterfuck that not everyone can read or write cursive. i used to hate cursive though, because my grandma who i lived with growing up would refuse to read anything i wrote unless it was in cursive.
pinkredneck30 2
How can she not know how to read cursive? Don't they teach that in 3rd grade? If she can't read that then what else does she not know? Either the school system failed her or she's just that dumb!
lhamil64_fml 5
Why is everyone saying the girl is dumb? If she's in an abusive relationship, she could fear getting hurt. For all you know, she could have lied about not knowing cursive just to have an excuse to stay with the abuser.
XxQueenofPuppets 10
If she can't read cursive she's too stupid for you anyhow.
fatalwish 6
cant read cursive? dont you learn that at like age 6?
Saby1018 3
She can't read cursive? What a winner!
noisebox 1
Move on there's plenty of fish in the sea and have some pride....
ellytoad 13
It's probably not the cursive itself that's hard to read... but really BAD cursive. I find that a lot of people who write it tend to make a real mess of it.