Today, I wrote the girl I love a long, gushy letter to convince her to be with me instead of her abusive ex. Later on, I asked her what she thought. She said she can't read cursive. She chose the ex. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend found a letter I'd written to myself for moral support while we were broken up, in which I explained why we would never work out. Apparently I made a convincing argument. FML
Today, I finally wrote a DM to the girl I'm in love with, telling her not to say yes if her ex asked her out, and instead to go out with me. I then chickened out and deleted the message, but then realised she'd still get the notification on her phone. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex-boyfriend, who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML
Today, I told the girl I've been seeing for a while about the strong feelings that I have for her and that I was falling in love. She told me my words made her realize what it felt like to be in love. My words were so powerful, in fact, that she ran right back into the arms of her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Thinking I was being cute I spelled out "Marry Me" in alphabet soup, because that's her favorite. She took one look at it and started to laugh. She then began to spell out "no". She still ate the soup. FML
Today, I gathered the courage and wrote a love letter to put in the girl I like's school bag, at the end of classes. I felt anxious for a response. Her bag turned out to be her cousin's, and I became a joke in the classroom. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend whom I love dearly because he doesn't share his feelings and won't commit. Yesterday, he wrote me a long love letter telling me he wanted to marry me. One of my kids had shoved it under my printer and I didn't find it until after he had moved out. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a really sweet poem that he wrote for me. I think it was secondhand - the first letter of each verse spelled his ex girlfriend's name. FML
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Top comments
MsConfusedd 27
Well if she's that dumb, you can definately do better.
IOmnomHard 10
What a lucky guy.
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Comments (98)
BeautyOfGrac3 6
She's retarded -.-
tennisbeast69 2
Thats when you know she is not worth it
annalily5 28
Question, did you tell her what the letter said after she told you she couldn't read it? If she assumed it was a story or something that you wanted her to critique and didn't realize it was a love letter you can't blame her for not choosing you(You can, however, blame her for choosing an abusive ex over just staying single).
Daxtoe 1
Don't write a f***ing letter you wuzz? She reads cursiv just fine, but the fact that you didn't have the balls to tell her face to face, shows that you are no good at protecting her. You have only youself to blame and no One but.
THE_A_TEEN 28
I can see you have clearly never witnessed a victim in abusive relationship to come up with such a bullshit excuse.
Daxtoe 1
I Can see that you speak before you Think. Do you whipe before you take a dump too? Come on.. A letter?? Really?? Use words. Speak. Confront.
pengin 13
Don't feel bad, OP. She's just an idiot if she can't read cursive, or it's even worse if she can read cursive and thought it'd sound better to just say she couldn't read it. You wouldn't want to get directly into a relationship with someone whose been an abusive relationship-- for who knows how long, anyway. For one, the boyfriend may wanna kill you/ hurt you or both of you, and two, she would need help I think to get reacquainted to a normal/ non-abusive relationship. Don't waste your time, you've tried--- but it's silly to waste anymore time on her as she seems to not want what's actually better for her.
perdix 31
She probably thought you were gay for writing in that sissy-fied, frilly style. Real men express their feelings in block letters, risky behavior and violence. If you got a cursive tat, you'd have won the girl (although she sounds like a booby prize.)
KiddNYC1O 22
"**** love, i'm tired of trying..."
journeytotheend 16
I never understood how people can always go back to that. Even if they love said person they don't get any back
Rainbow_dumpster 28
This makes me wonder, why do girls date assholes?
Lucia_Malpense 14
You wouldn't want to be with someone who can't read cursive anyways.