Today, I wrote the girl I love a long, gushy letter to convince her to be with me instead of her abusive ex. Later on, I asked her what she thought. She said she can't read cursive. She chose the ex. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend found a letter I'd written to myself for moral support while we were broken up, in which I explained why we would never work out. Apparently I made a convincing argument. FML
Today, I finally wrote a DM to the girl I'm in love with, telling her not to say yes if her ex asked her out, and instead to go out with me. I then chickened out and deleted the message, but then realised she'd still get the notification on her phone. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex-boyfriend, who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML
Today, I told the girl I've been seeing for a while about the strong feelings that I have for her and that I was falling in love. She told me my words made her realize what it felt like to be in love. My words were so powerful, in fact, that she ran right back into the arms of her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Thinking I was being cute I spelled out "Marry Me" in alphabet soup, because that's her favorite. She took one look at it and started to laugh. She then began to spell out "no". She still ate the soup. FML
Today, I gathered the courage and wrote a love letter to put in the girl I like's school bag, at the end of classes. I felt anxious for a response. Her bag turned out to be her cousin's, and I became a joke in the classroom. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend whom I love dearly because he doesn't share his feelings and won't commit. Yesterday, he wrote me a long love letter telling me he wanted to marry me. One of my kids had shoved it under my printer and I didn't find it until after he had moved out. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a really sweet poem that he wrote for me. I think it was secondhand - the first letter of each verse spelled his ex girlfriend's name. FML
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Top comments
MsConfusedd 27
Well if she's that dumb, you can definately do better.
IOmnomHard 10
What a lucky guy.
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Comments (98)
skittlestrailmix 14
Smart lady you got there...
lizzybug 5
... Smart lady he doesn't have you mean?
PYLrulz 17
Sounds like you would be better off being with someone with some brains
JOcoco 14
That smile + comment gives me a suggestive creeper vibe.
purpledrizzle 5
You can do better OP, obviously she doesn't deserve a sweet guy like you.
smilepatrol 7
A dumb girl made the stupid decision to go with the guy that's horrible to her instead of a guy that has real feelings for her? That's a shocker!
chick92282 15
If she's opting to stay in an abusive relationship then she's probably got other issues to deal with, too. My advice is to nix the dating idea but stay friends if you can handle staying JUST friends. If she wants your support, be available. If she breaks up with this guy (or he breaks up with her) don't immediately try to date her. If you really care about her, let her work her drama out without adding to the mix by pressuring her to date. Meanwhile, I don't think I could date someone who couldn't read cursive. Are you sure it wasn't just YOUR cursive?
jem970 19
No. She is waaaaaay to stupid for OP. And as they say "if you love something, let it go"
amandajlucas2015 2
Girls who are in abusive relationships don't always know that they are in an abusive relationship.. A lot of the time the guy plays mind tricks w them and makes them feels as if they need the guys and the abusiveness that he is doing to them is somehow their fault and that they deserve it.. So it is not necessarily the girls fault.. It is very difficult to get out of an abusive relationship
jem970 19
OP, it's time to move on. She is a ******* retard. I for one am impressed that you took the time and wrote the letter out in cursive, it's a dying art form. You will make a woman very happy one day, just not this bimbo bitch -.- please! She shouldn't be allowed to procreate!
thinesh2103_fml 0
I would of call her...
ali094king 4
I would HAVE called her*
Gubbon 17
RIP English
123man 11
You only deserve it if you waste anymore time going after her.
trqskq 14
Very true. There's nothing uglier than a person who continuously lets someone treat them like shit just because they have feelings for them.
loloalltheway 23
Abusive? Then she is a moron, she should have chosen you!!!
Harpy20 24
Dodged a bullet. Find a chick with a brain.