Today, I wrote the girl I love a long, gushy letter to convince her to be with me instead of her abusive ex. Later on, I asked her what she thought. She said she can't read cursive. She chose the ex. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend found a letter I'd written to myself for moral support while we were broken up, in which I explained why we would never work out. Apparently I made a convincing argument. FML
Today, I finally wrote a DM to the girl I'm in love with, telling her not to say yes if her ex asked her out, and instead to go out with me. I then chickened out and deleted the message, but then realised she'd still get the notification on her phone. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex-boyfriend, who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML
Today, I told the girl I've been seeing for a while about the strong feelings that I have for her and that I was falling in love. She told me my words made her realize what it felt like to be in love. My words were so powerful, in fact, that she ran right back into the arms of her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Thinking I was being cute I spelled out "Marry Me" in alphabet soup, because that's her favorite. She took one look at it and started to laugh. She then began to spell out "no". She still ate the soup. FML
Today, I gathered the courage and wrote a love letter to put in the girl I like's school bag, at the end of classes. I felt anxious for a response. Her bag turned out to be her cousin's, and I became a joke in the classroom. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend whom I love dearly because he doesn't share his feelings and won't commit. Yesterday, he wrote me a long love letter telling me he wanted to marry me. One of my kids had shoved it under my printer and I didn't find it until after he had moved out. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a really sweet poem that he wrote for me. I think it was secondhand - the first letter of each verse spelled his ex girlfriend's name. FML
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Top comments
MsConfusedd 27
Well if she's that dumb, you can definately do better.
IOmnomHard 10
What a lucky guy.
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Comments (98)
Twisted_Angel 17
sounds like you're better off without her. She can't read cursive... sounds like a put off to me. She just didn't want to sound like the cold hearted idiot that she truly is.
bobbos100 2
I lucked out the dark side was on your side WHEW!!
TheyCallMeDamien 18
You can't save people from themselves.
thisguy45 2
Nobody does cursive anymore, it's dead writing. But it's ok OP if he hurts her again then you should fight him and have rocks near you so you could win!
laden_swallow09 35
I'd imagine a tire iron would be preferable.
Driveshaft 5
You're better off my friend...but that doesn't mean it won't hurt. You have my sympathies.
JakesLife101 0
I feel you bro. I feel you
charlieo88 3
Abusive exs ALWAYS win. It's like the royal flush of relationship poker.
xiaodoggiie 5
She's not worth your time..
medichick 5
Can't read cursive??? What is she 12? You should move on and find someone who will appreciate you
ladyrusso55 4
Hahahahahaha!