Today, I would like to thank the program designer that put "Set as home page" directly under "Remove from history". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I checked this site to find out that my previous submission had made it onto the main page. This has been the sole highlight in my life for the past month. FML
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to see what websites I go on from my computer while I wasn't home. She clicked the link that gave my computer a virus that I just got rid of a few days ago. FML
Today, I finished part of a project. When I asked my coworkers what they thought, they said they liked one of the few things that had already been implemented almost a year ago. Thanks for noticing. FML
Today, my friend sent me the link to this website with a message that said, "You'll feel at home." FML
Today, I realized that I give the computer screen a thumbs up whenever I see something cool. I work on computers in front of people all day. FML
Today, I was on the phone to my boss and I mentioned about finding what he needed in the search history. Later, my dad asked what a search history is. When I explained, he went red and asked me if I could maybe delete his without reading it. Jesus Christ, Dad, use private browsing. FML
Today, for the first time all month I felt truly proud and accomplished. I finally figured out how to change the toilet seat. FML
Today, while looking through my son's browser history, I found a Google search for "stop looking in my history u nosey cunt". I swore last week that I don't invade his privacy, so I can't even punish him for the bad language without looking like a lying bastard. FML
Today, I was trying to show my family a cool website. Unfortunately my porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of my favorite porn site. I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted. FML
Today, I received a list of employee names who were losing their jobs and I had to remove them from the system as I work for IT. I was on the list. That's right. My last responsibility as an employee was removing myself from the system for security reasons. FML
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Top comments
chocolatelvr 5
Guessing that was the programmer intentionally trolling from afar
tanekdrachonae 19
You've got to be more careful with your **** viewing. You sound click happy.
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Comments (88)
Wizardo 34
Now you're gonna have to destroy the hard drive with magnets, burn it and then buy a new computer to start all over again. Still **** or whatever the crap you may have been doing isn't uncommon and whoever went on after probably thinks the same, embarrassing? Yes. End of the damn world? Not really.
fooltemptress 36
I really, really hope the OP submits a follow-up to this.
Likian5 26
Can't you just set another website as your homepage? What exactly is the problem here?
NoFlippinWai 24
perhaps they set the homepage to something they needed to be deleted from history *wink, wink, nudge, nudge* Why are you making this so difficult.
jesuismelogee 16
The point is someone saw it. If it was a personal computer and no one but the user actually uses, I doubt it'll matter.
50shades_ofjason 1
We all know what he was looking up for him to post this xD
Raging_hamster 5
Sorry. But you deserved it.
Swedish_Eagle 21
well, they had to find out the hard way
davek 36
Use incognito mode for that sort of thing.
ZY1431 24
gotta love it
Tfresh79 9
I think this one may be deserved.
flashback_fml 14
Why? Did the programmer make you too stupid to use a mouse?