Today, I would like to thank the program designer that put "Set as home page" directly under "Remove from history". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I checked this site to find out that my previous submission had made it onto the main page. This has been the sole highlight in my life for the past month. FML
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to see what websites I go on from my computer while I wasn't home. She clicked the link that gave my computer a virus that I just got rid of a few days ago. FML
Today, I finished part of a project. When I asked my coworkers what they thought, they said they liked one of the few things that had already been implemented almost a year ago. Thanks for noticing. FML
Today, my friend sent me the link to this website with a message that said, "You'll feel at home." FML
Today, I realized that I give the computer screen a thumbs up whenever I see something cool. I work on computers in front of people all day. FML
Today, I was on the phone to my boss and I mentioned about finding what he needed in the search history. Later, my dad asked what a search history is. When I explained, he went red and asked me if I could maybe delete his without reading it. Jesus Christ, Dad, use private browsing. FML
Today, for the first time all month I felt truly proud and accomplished. I finally figured out how to change the toilet seat. FML
Today, while looking through my son's browser history, I found a Google search for "stop looking in my history u nosey cunt". I swore last week that I don't invade his privacy, so I can't even punish him for the bad language without looking like a lying bastard. FML
Today, I was trying to show my family a cool website. Unfortunately my porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of my favorite porn site. I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted. FML
Today, I received a list of employee names who were losing their jobs and I had to remove them from the system as I work for IT. I was on the list. That's right. My last responsibility as an employee was removing myself from the system for security reasons. FML
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Top comments
chocolatelvr 5
Guessing that was the programmer intentionally trolling from afar
tanekdrachonae 19
You've got to be more careful with your **** viewing. You sound click happy.
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Comments (88)
ohnowhyme123 15
that sucks
xvigil14 9
You can't just post this and not tell the story behind it
plot41 2
you heard of user friendly? well that is user hostile. :)
The_Doctor10 7
Premature Clicking Syndrome
allliseee 8
That's why you must check twice.
junebug1981 3
I'm guessing that he set the homepage of someone *else's* computer. I did that once. Used the husband's laptop to buy him an x-mas present, tried to hastily delete it from the history so I didn't blow the surprise, accidentally set it as the homepage. Surprise blown clearly, or at least changed. "Honey... is this your way of telling me that you're getting me this? or just taunting me?"
pfft123 14
Either you really wanted to keep an important website OR you were watching **** :D.
billyisgone 4
Because undoing a home page takes SOOO much effort and time. It's like 15 seconds and you would have undone that accidental click. But instead you came to this site to whine about it?
cjlerch 29
On a different level, I know how that feels. On an important project, after literally hours of work, I went into the menu to click "Save." Unfortunately, the designer of the software put "Close " right under that.
jazopalchris 14
I dont get it ... Lol