Today, I worked my boyfriend's shift so he could stay home. I even brought him the free meal I got for helping out. Turns out he wanted to stay home so badly to cheat on me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend begged me to spend an extra night at his house. I agreed, cancelled my Uber, and arranged for my pets to be cared for, since I wasn't coming home. Five minutes later, he decided that he had to work tonight instead. Then he got angry at me for leaving. FML
Today, it was my one year anniversary with my boyfriend. We had dinner reservations to an expensive restaurant and planned to see a movie after. At least, we did, until he called to tell me he'd volunteered to work tonight. He won't get off until 2am. FML
Today, my boyfriend promised me to cook dinner if I picked him up from work, almost 100 km and 2-hour drive. I did this even though I worked the night shift yesterday and had to today and normally have to sleep a lot. But no, after we got home, he fell asleep and was still sleeping and snoring when I had to go. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, after I helped get my boyfriend get a new job, he thanked me by dumping me for some whore who works there. FML
Today, my boyfriend called work because he is sick. Then he called me four times while I was working, to complain that I was working, and then he got mad when I told him I was sick and worked a double shift two days in a row, because apparently that's "insensitive" of me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his boss so he could get a promotion and "provide" for us. This from the guy who made me quit my job because he said he made enough money to support us both. FML
Today, my cute coworker begged me to cover his shift tomorrow, and told me that he wanted to take me to dinner to make up for it. I was very excited because I've been crushing on him for a long time. I later overheard him tell his friend that he didn't plan on showing up for our dinner. FML
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ZombieSazza 34
I sincerely hope you mean ex-boyfriend.
Yorih17 22
shit that's rough. dump him OP, he doesn't deserve you. FYL
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Comments (68)
elfyna_g 10
Very sorry to hear that OP! He clearly doesn't know a good thing when he has it. I hope you got rid of him!
vikky538 29
make surr you shove that meal up in his ass ..
kaeien 8
I gotta go with ex boyfriend.
Roythetickler 21
Then you're an asshole
xxlittlemsanime 24
That must suck OP. I hope you dump that loser and move on with your life.
lilmissy44 14
I'm sorry but if that were me and they were still there it'd probably be world war 3, she'd be the first target, then he'd be the second, my third would be the free meal in utter silence.
kirkaygri 18
He should be your first target. You never know what he told her. He could have told her he was single and she might have believed him and been completely innocent of the whole mess. He, on the other hand, knew he had a girlfriend and even let her work his shift so he could knowingly cheat.
sorainu 18
You sound like such a great girlfriend! You can totally find someone 1000000000000 times better than that douche. Stay true!
penguinazul 13
you can cover someone's shift if you're not employed where they work?? I didn't know that. of course, op could work with her bf, making this irrelevant.
chef4money 12
You sound like an amazing girlfriend and you do not deserve a douche bag like that. You deserve a man that will treat you like the awesome person you are.
yolololol3 17
Throw the food in his face, then say I'm dumping you.
lulu889x 22
This is why I have a policy to never date a coworker. It will be super awkward at work from now on for you OP. Sorry about what happened, you are better off without him.