Today, I woke up to my whole room ruined, it was a mess and everything was torn and chewed up. I suddenly see a dog walk across the hall. I don't have a dog. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dog chewed through his leash, so I had to take him inside to prevent him from running off. I went to bed. I woke up to torn-up blinds, half-ate sandals, and a very, very anxious cat due to my dog running after her and trying to sniff her butt. FML
Today, I woke up and got out of my room to find two pit bulls viciously tearing up my couch. I have never owned a dog and I live alone. FML
Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML
Today, I woke up to find two pitbulls viciously tearing up my couch. I have never owned a dog and I live alone. FML
Today, instead of waking up to soft sunlight creeping in the window or the gentle trill of birds, I was awakened by the sound of my dog vomiting all over my bed. FML
Today, I woke up on the last day of my vacation at the beach to find that my dog had chewed a hole in the wall of my rented house, 2 hours before the owner arrived to check for any damage. FML
Today, I was woken up by my dog scratching at my door. After a while of this, I finally got up to let her in. When I opened the door, she looked at me, threw up, and scurried away. FML
Today, I woke up to a loud bang. Thinking someone had broken in, I grabbed my hunting knife and ran downstairs, only to find my TV on the floor, completely destroyed, and my cat casually sitting next to it without a care in the world. FML
Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML
Today, after I got off work, as I walked into the house, I noticed something running across the floor towards me and out of complete terror I kicked it halfway across my living room, not knowing what it was. Turns out it was my roommate's new puppy. FML
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randomdude1234 0
Think about it logically. Who would want to do this to you. Then seek REVENGE!!!
8trickster8 0
You must be a very deep sleeper if it tore up your room and didn't wake you
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Comments (74)
thinmint 0
#25 your pic is HA-larious! you cannot post an fml like this under the name dogsnatcher bc that implies that a dog you snatched tore up your house...der
Yarrachel 16
This is fake. I was that dog, and I didn't go anywhere near the OP.
Jeff34_fml 0
boy that's gotta suck
bananapie62 0
how did the dog get in ur house/apartment anyways
Kiara1021 0
lol I would die laughing if this happened to me! ninja dog anyone?
taoKAKA 0
OMGGG this happens to me all the time!! My mother loves her three Bichon's and I love my two cats. Some days she wakes up to my cat sleeping on her bed, so on random days she'll let her dogs into my room. I'm an artist and usually have paint out and brushes everywhere. I also always have a glass of water next to my bed. I hate waking up to paint everywhere and just a total mess... that's why I hate dogs. GET A CAT! :D
Thunderbender 2
No... I'm pretty sure this does not happen to you all the time... At least the part of this FML that really matters... The fact that HE DOESNT OWN A DOG.
Thunderbender 2
WTF ! XD
sexpanther10 0
rufies...
sparkIy 0
holy shit. run. RABIES!
tipsypiink 0
I kinda thought they'd had their own version of the hangover. not that someone had broken in and destroyed their shit.
EMTchic 14
Atleast for OP it was a dog and not a tiger !