Today, I woke up to a text from my manager, saying, "Hed's up dude, ur gettin fired tomoz. CEO's pissed. No hard feelins m8." Great. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss let me know that I'm being laid off, via a text message that ended in "lmao". FML
Today, my boss sent me a text message saying, "You're fired. Merry Christmas!" FML
Today, I got fired via text. The last sentence was, "Wish you the best, take care!" FML
Today, I called in sick to work for a second day. After months of my boss trying to get me sacked by spreading vicious rumors about me, taunting me into retaliating, and generally making my life a living hell, he finally got his chance. He sent me a text saying, "yeh dont bother son ure fuckin fired." FML
Today, my boss was fired by the board. A few days ago, he dropped several strong hints that he was going to promote me soon. FML
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
Today, I had a major falling out with my best friend. Angry, I sent a short text message to him explaining how I felt. I soon noticed I'd accidentally texted "I'm going to fucking kill you, asshole." to my boss instead. I'm still waiting on a reply. FML
Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. He then fired me. Upset, I asked him, "Well, who's gonna replace me?" His answer was, "I don't know and don't care. Everyone who works here hates you. Now go away." FML
Today, I got a heads-up that my boss suffered a death in the family, but was coming into work anyway. I thought he'd be depressed, but it seems he deals with grief with anger instead. I found that out when he yelled at me, threatening to rip my spine out my ass over a typo I made in a report. FML
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devildog562 33
Sounds like you may be better off . At least you co worker sounds like a teenager not a professional.
lifa 16
Tell him he can only fire you if he can spell it right.
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Comments (80)
Erebus_Terror 12
The correct answer would have been: "u w0t m8 fite me 1v1 ill reck u i swear on me mum".
weaponofchoice6 11
That's such a dick move!!
LisaDay 14
the manager probably learned to text from a flip phone that didnt have a full keyboard. it was so much effort to use proper language that people texted like this. thats why its usually adults who use this text lingo,
infinix_fml 5
it k cuz u dezerv bedfer
jeanyrios 10
the English translation to that text would be ...?
cheshireau 26
The guy should be fired for his spelling.
Nish007 15
rather quit before it happens
worldclassrager 41
With a text like that I would hope he is drunk and it was accidental...if not best wishes OP
chill99 15
This definitely needs a follow-up, OP...
Scorpio1691 29
Were you given you 3 written warnings within the prescribed time frame or are they firing you on one of the few immediate termination offences? if they are not, have fun with the ccma and make them regret ever knowing you and make them pay