Today, I woke up to a text from my manager, saying, "Hed's up dude, ur gettin fired tomoz. CEO's pissed. No hard feelins m8." Great. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, my boss was fired by the board. A few days ago, he dropped several strong hints that he was going to promote me soon. FML
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Today, I had a major falling out with my best friend. Angry, I sent a short text message to him explaining how I felt. I soon noticed I'd accidentally texted "I'm going to fucking kill you, asshole." to my boss instead. I'm still waiting on a reply. FML
Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. He then fired me. Upset, I asked him, "Well, who's gonna replace me?" His answer was, "I don't know and don't care. Everyone who works here hates you. Now go away." FML
Today, I got a heads-up that my boss suffered a death in the family, but was coming into work anyway. I thought he'd be depressed, but it seems he deals with grief with anger instead. I found that out when he yelled at me, threatening to rip my spine out my ass over a typo I made in a report. FML
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devildog562 33
Sounds like you may be better off . At least you co worker sounds like a teenager not a professional.
lifa 16
Tell him he can only fire you if he can spell it right.
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Comments (80)
KatyLarae 13
Did you do something wrong? You're manager seems a little immature.
BanAnnalee 12
I hope it was a joke. good luck.
willliamfriend 18
Coworker needs to learn how to spell.
Lalala579121 28
Reading that hurt my brain more than watching a Powerpoint presentation using clipart, animations, and Comic Sans.
ajk8296 7
maybe tomorrows a good day to not show up... I mean you've technically been fired already...
tdawg91 17
Sounds like you get along with your manager, take this as an opportunity to go in to work tomorrow, see your CEO and say I hate this place and I hate you! I quit!. Quitting looks better on a resume than getting fired ;)
Alittleghosty 3
Was it because you tried to sell him a pen?
travismassie 7
sounds like your manager's job title is higher than his education level and I.q..........which just baffles me who they let that high on the employment chain these days
LisaDay 14
the manager probably learned to text from a flip phone that didnt have a full keyboard. it was so much effort to use proper language that people texted like this. thats why its usually adults who use this text lingo,
xKai_Axelx 12
They say mate in South Africa?
Demoniq 25
We are a very diverse country with many different influences on slang, some do manage to surprise me. Generally "mate" would be used by our equivalent of British football hooligans / enthusiasts.
DianaFrances411 13
Tomoz?M8? How professional.
LisaDay 14
the manager probably learned to text from a flip phone that didnt have a full keyboard. it was so much effort to use proper language that people texted like this. thats why its usually adults who use this text lingo,