Today, I woke up to a guy outside my house, who wanted to give me flowers and take me out on a date. Aside from it all being pretty fucking creepy anyway, the guy is my not quite right in the head second cousin, who's apparently now head-over-heels in love with me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a guy professed his love for me in front of my friends. The guy is my first cousin. FML
Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML
Today, I received a new like on a dating site… from my extremely creepy second cousin. FML
Today, the boy I like, came to my house with a dozen roses to ask me to homecoming. My uncle chased him down the street with a pitchfork. FML
Today, the boy I like came to my house with a dozen roses to ask me to homecoming. My uncle chased him down the street with a pitchfork. FML
Today, the guy I'm in love with invited me out to a gig with him and his friends, only to then try to set me up with his friend. FML
Today, I spent 30 minutes listening to my crush complain about a stalker that's been sending her flowers and love poems almost every week. It's me. FML
Today, while at the supermarket, a complete stranger ran up to me, got down on his knee and confessed his love for me. He was obviously mentally unstable, so I gently declined. He started crying very loudly in front of everyone. I still don't have a clue who he was. FML
Today, the creepy guy I turned down for a date almost six years ago, sent me a box of rotting flowers with a note calling me a cunt. FML
Today, I went to my cousin's wedding. The groom walked over when the two of us were talking, took one good look at me, slapped me on the ass, and said, "You know, if I wasn't marrying Rose here, you'd be next." Yeah, about that: I'm a 16-year old guy. FML
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jupiter7 4
Well you are from Texas.
ColdplaySucks 18
Cousin marriage: never will understand why the hell people like it.
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Comments (181)
the_enigma1019 1
Just tell him no, it's not that hard
unknown_user5566 27
... That's what she said. ;)
tnttse 6
Put em down gently. You never know how crazy will react
inkedav 8
Must live in Texas.... Oh wait..
melrose90210 10
JERRY! JERRY! JRRY!
LGFUADnow 12
Incest ftw. hahaha jk.
Kbearlove23 0
Just tell him nicely it wouldn't work out(:
FunkyDivaBird 2
That's really creepy... FYL
Sandman578737 0
A guy that thought to bring you flowers at least wincest
Pandacupcakelove 26
Only in Texas :)
boobear90 3
Right texas NOT arkansas butt head!