Kingspin
Canada
Today, I woke up to a beautiful sunrise, the smell of bacon in a frying pan, and some dickhead trying to pick the lock on my front door. FML
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UTTU 0
Let him go to sleep hearing the sound of a 12 gauge.
underpaid011 0
open the door then splash the very hot bacon grease on the asshole. then say "pick that mother ******" and for good measure kick him square in the sack, then in the face and ribs. then call the cops. don't forget to say "i was terrified!! I thought the guy was going to break in and kill me!!". blame the face and rib injuries on him "falling down".
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Comments (162)
shanemayhem 1
Well, two out of three ain't bad.
emtae6307 4
I would have thrown the bacon greese on him
thebitnitz 5
good one
Evan318 0
I would to if I smelt that bacon hahah
lifesosux 0
did you stop the guy pickin ur lock?!?!?!
Coolcolorz1 0
eww bacon
imlifeless2 25
Step one: get 9mm out of your end-table. Step 2: Wait patiently at the front door. Step 3: (when the door opens) Say a clever catchphrase, and shoot the crap out of him.
The_9th_Doctor 18
did you beat him with a bat?
Jennaflamingo 14
Well he probably wanted some bacon (;
Mabonga 12
what was in that bacon?!