Kingspin
Canada
Today, I woke up to a beautiful sunrise, the smell of bacon in a frying pan, and some dickhead trying to pick the lock on my front door. FML
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UTTU 0
Let him go to sleep hearing the sound of a 12 gauge.
underpaid011 0
open the door then splash the very hot bacon grease on the asshole. then say "pick that mother ******" and for good measure kick him square in the sack, then in the face and ribs. then call the cops. don't forget to say "i was terrified!! I thought the guy was going to break in and kill me!!". blame the face and rib injuries on him "falling down".
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nothing92x 13
Threaten to harm him with the bacon.
Twisted107 4
eat the bacon then splash the hot grease on his face
SpilltMilk2 0
You should eff him up with that hot pan. Use your environment OP!
nhlnba2 6
Maybe he smelled the bacon too and wanted to join you on a delicious breakfast.
rudie_fml 0
cuz they're stupid
J0gby 0
only in canada
grooglius 0
why didnt whoever made the bacon stop the "********"
TurboLCR 0
you should have given him a face full of boiling bacon fat followed by holding the pan to his face... prick
CaliforniaCheese 0
Canadian bacon is just ham 61, as a true Canuck knows, not actually bacon.
Hwikek 2
Why do people ever say you deserved it? Are they trying to be funny or are they just trolls?