Today, I woke up feeling like shit after I had spent the whole night taking care of my sick boyfriend. He got up early, feeling great, bouncing around the house. When I finally got up I told him I didn't feel well and he yelled at me for being a bitch in the morning that slows him down. FML
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Today, I woke up feeling awful, having caught the same illness my boyfriend had last night. When he was sick, I skipped my friend's baby shower to take care of him. Now that I'm sick, he goes to a friend's place, says to call if I need him, then turns his phone off. Seriously. FML
Today, I had to clean my boyfriend's puke off of our bed. Last night he ditched me to go out partying, came home, threw up, and passed out. He thinks it's only fair I clean up today because he's "not feeling well". FML
Today, after spending two days pampering my sick fiancee and her sick son, they were finally feeling better. I woke up feeling rotten and said I needed to rest. She said, "Okay, but I want to deep clean today. Let's go! Out of bed! Up up!" FML
Today, I was sick and had a migraine. Being sick turns me into a big baby, and I told my boyfriend I didn't want to be alone. Two hours into my shift, he texted me saying he "needs to let off some steam because he hadn't in a long time." Guess who ended up staying home alone until his drunk ass needed to be taken care of. FML
Today, I woke up at noon after barely sleeping. I've been diagnosed with sleeping disorders, so this isn't out of the ordinary. The issue is, my boyfriend doesn't think it's a big deal, and is mad at me for wanting to stay in bed after he got up. FML
Today, my boyfriend called work because he is sick. Then he called me four times while I was working, to complain that I was working, and then he got mad when I told him I was sick and worked a double shift two days in a row, because apparently that's "insensitive" of me. FML
Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarrhea in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping body. He rolled over to whisper, "I heard everything." FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, while in bed, I tried to explain how overworked and unappreciated I feel doing all the housework to my fiancé. It was only when I'd finished my long rant that I realized he had been asleep almost the whole time. FML
Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML
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dantheman931 0
Why the hell are you still with him? You should wait until next time he gets sick and then dump his ass while he's lying in bed.
suckager 0
Key his car and pop his tires and tell him you are just being yourself... Trying to slow him down
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Comments (228)
Brittanii 0
thts fuckked up after u waited on his ass!!
Jennydew 0
I like #124/aback's solution.
fyourlifetoo 0
wow that's just ****** O__O should just dump his ass, you deserve better. and i second #10's idea >:)
ShenziSixaxis 0
Sounds like my ex, too, #4. Anyway, I'd dump this guy. He's pretty stupid for acting like that, and everyone deserves someone better than that, especially you.
artisticlicense 0
ungrateful boyfriend. dump immediately.
Lisasimpsonfan 0
Why do woman put up with stuff like that? When I am sick my husband takes care of me and when he is sick I take care of him. If my man treated my like yours did I wouldn't put up with it.
timmi_shae 0
#61 Please kill yourself immediately OP, dump his ass... end of story.
MARIOHGALACKSIE 0
Dump the douche. You seem like a very nice person to have stayed up looking after him, and he just acts like a jerk. He's the real bitch here. I hope you find someone who treats you right, unlike this asshole.
cmac86 24
You picked a real winner there, Hun. There are guys out there (including myself) who would never do that.
laurisshnazzy 0
Haha, if a guy tried pulling that on me, he'd get slapped in the face faster than he could say "psycho bitch". Seriously though, don't take that. There is such a thing as a nice guy. Go find one.