Today, I woke up at 5:15, snow blowed and salted the driveway for over an hour, left early and drove an hour on shitty roads just to get to work on time only to be laid off. FML
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Today, after getting up at 6 a.m., fighting with the dogs to wipe their paws off from the snow, and having to wait for a moving truck to move so I could get to work by 8, I got a call from my boss saying we were closed due to weather. It was 8:15. I was already there. FML
Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML
Today, I spent nearly an hour thawing out my car and driving to work in this stupid freezing rain, only to find out that I'm now unemployed due to budget cuts. FML
Today, I woke up at 5:30 and made the half hour drive to work only to find out that it was my day off. After finally getting back home and into bed, my boss called, requesting that I come back to work since I was "already up". FML
Today, I spent over an hour shovelling the walkway and driveway, snow blowing in my face and down my coat. When I was finally finished, a guy started going through the neighborhood plowing everyone's driveways for them. FML
Today, I spent an hour in a snowstorm waiting for my bus to show up. After I got fed up, I decided to just clean off my car and drive to work. After I was halfway finished swiping off the snow and ice stuck to my car, the bus drove right past me. FML
Today, it was snowing really badly, so my boss said that everyone who drove to work could leave. But because I got the bus in, she said that I should stay and do a full day. By the time she eventually decided it was bad enough for me to leave, the buses were cancelled. FML
Today, I offered to stay late at my delivery job because it was snowing and several people called out. An hour later I got rear ended. FML
Today, I tried to get the day off because of snow and ice on the roads, which had already caused 2 accidents close to my house. My boss just called me a useless millennial, fired me, and hung up the phone. FML
Today, a snow storm rolled into my small town, leaving my car stuck under 3 feet of snow. I called my boss to tell her I couldn't drive to work. Her reply? "Walk." FML
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michelleJ11 25
How is using a snowblower being lazy? OP was using the snowblower for the purpose it was made for.
happyhak 5
Damn...that must suck...well think of it this way: Your work loses a loyal, hard-working employee :D
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Comments (25)
netbeui435 3
me too. laid off 8/13 after 11 years with the co.
Smalls627 5
Damn that sucks....forget all those ppl who voted you deserve this
rebelchick72437 0
I'm in that situation now
brat1211 8
that's horrible
qwertygurls 0
life sucks for you
g0inn0wh3r3 0
blew*
TheiMightyKhaL 2
If you took out some words in the sentence it would say "today I woke up at 5:15, blower the driveway for an hour, and drove on shitty roads just to get laid" lol.
flockz 20
your boss is secretly blowing some snow behind your back
jtaylor991 6
id say at least i can go home and sleep lol but really that sucks man im sorry!
DJP0N3 0
You didint need to tell us you salted your driveway that does not really matter since you would have to do it anyways
Helldemon 32
But he wouldn't have had to do it at 5:15 in the morning.