carboat
United States
Today, I woke up and I'm still in the Marine Corps. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
usmcpain
United States
Today, I couldn't sleep and in the process of tossing and turning I did something very painful to my back. I spent 4 years in the marine corps infantry, but laying in a bed kicks my ass. FML
buddy
United States
Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML
Anonymous
San Diego, United States
I hate my life
Today, I woke up and remembered that I'm in law school. Now, I'm about to go to sleep, and I'm still in law school. FML
Anonymous
Pittsburgh, United States
Alexa, play "Repetition" by The Fall
Today, I woke up and realized it's still 2020. It's like Groundhog Day. FML
Anonymous
Davis, United States
Today, I realized that I will be leaving for the US Marine Corps in June, and the presidential election is in November. I could potentially be serving with Trump as my Commander-in-Chief. FML
Anonymous
Reliable
Today, aside from clearing out my bank accounts and having an affair, the kicker was finding out my fiancé planned on taking himself and his mistress to Cancun for his birthday, while I would be attending the Marine Corps boot camp. FML
beaten
United States
Today, my Marine friend got back from his tour of duty overseas. We went out for drinks to celebrate his return. His own form of celebration was to pick a fight with a returning Navy SEAL and his friends. We lost. Badly. FML
Fitz
United States
Benefits
Today, I overheard my mother and sister talking so I stopped to eavesdrop. I recently enlisted in the Marines, and they were talking about what they would do with the money if I died. FML
rogerusmc23
Japan
Today, while all the other marines got to fly around the island on a helicopter, I got stuck on gear guard. What was I guarding? The staff sergeant's parking spot. FML
Tanner
Salem, United States
Today, I woke up super glued to the toilet. FML
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TheHub 0
Well, "blueangels", I 'spose we're both in luck since I prefer my women not to be vacuous racist gasbags.
camperben 0
There is life after the Suck. Plus, it could be worse...you could have joined the Navy. Oooh Rah... ;-)
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Shia_fml 0
#33 I agree with you... #35 How can you be so cruel, the man is there fighting for your counntry, he is fighting for you... Why can't he miss home, he has a family, he has a family that he love's and a family that loves him, he has every right to make that comment... #43 if you were there where he is right now, you would feel the same.. Its sad, I am not American, I am South African and I feel for you... I feel for all these American Soldiers... don't worry you will be home sooner than you think, keep your chin up... things will turn around soon. It is very sad indeed, that you have to be removed from your family, for a war that was created between just two men... And all those that dissed this gentle soul, should be very ashamed of yourselves...
Shia_fml 0
Oh whoops typo error "figthing for you country..." my apologies
blueangels7901 0
Well, Shia, thank you for your concern, but I was talking about Hub, not Carboat (the Marine who submitted his FML comment). Hub is the idiot I was referring to. If you read my #36, you'd understand.
Mutanttoothbrush 6
This is a stupid fml
aadgioonoars 8
the best branch marine corp
T1A2Z3 35
Oh no! I signed up for something and now I actually have to do it! FML!!!