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ironik970 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I will be sleeping in my aunt and uncle's living room. It is 90 degrees. There is an air conditioner but if you turn it on, the raccoons living in the wall will get pissed off and try to claw through the wall. Only five more nights sweating my balls off or imagining racoons having angry sex. FML

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ironik970 13

OP here, I can kill a raccoon if it "comes after me" but all of the animal grunting and weird sounds emitting from the walls just paint an image of frightening animal sex in my mind. By the way its the only room on the floor so it's not coming from the room next door.

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ImInABox 6

.. You know you like it. You and your ***********.

jillianmathers12 13

Some guy died because he tried to have sex with raccoons on 1000 Ways to Die

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iamsamiam 1

90 degrees. Wow. Try enduring a summer with 120 degree weather, then you can complain.

6demon6spawn6 12

but ... its only 90° ... what is wrong wih you?.

failalltheway 22

5 nights at aunties.

alerra 21

Why didn't you buy a fan? Like a $20 portable one.

melliii94 5

Come crying to me when it's 40 (104 Fahrenheit) degrees with no aircon! Sincerely Australia Seriously though that sucks! Lol

randybryant799 21

That's absurd.