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ironik970 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I will be sleeping in my aunt and uncle's living room. It is 90 degrees. There is an air conditioner but if you turn it on, the raccoons living in the wall will get pissed off and try to claw through the wall. Only five more nights sweating my balls off or imagining racoons having angry sex. FML

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ironik970 13

OP here, I can kill a raccoon if it "comes after me" but all of the animal grunting and weird sounds emitting from the walls just paint an image of frightening animal sex in my mind. By the way its the only room on the floor so it's not coming from the room next door.

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ImInABox 6

.. You know you like it. You and your ***********.

jillianmathers12 13

Some guy died because he tried to have sex with raccoons on 1000 Ways to Die

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dubstepp 15

Forget the raccoons I would turn that shit on! Or call the damn animal control!

treborpj 5

I'd stick to imaging

VeraJK 16

OneRepublic tweeted this :D

tplunk 0

Why is there raccoons in the wall?

gahballs3 6

kill the raccoons, make hats out of them then turn the AC on super low and keep your head warm with your new badass hats :)

kenziem18 0

Okay..? Why were you imagining them having crazy sex? Just curious..

GoArmy6624 7

Call an exterminator

piwikiwi93 0

Angry beaver sex interesting! Here's some advice FIND A MOTEL!! a roach motel would be better than that!!!

Lane2224 0

suck it up princess its only 90 that feels amazing compared to this summer and who the hell sweats when its 90 in the first place?

Levvy 22

Maybe if you piss them off enough they'll leave.