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ironik970 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I will be sleeping in my aunt and uncle's living room. It is 90 degrees. There is an air conditioner but if you turn it on, the raccoons living in the wall will get pissed off and try to claw through the wall. Only five more nights sweating my balls off or imagining racoons having angry sex. FML

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ironik970 13

OP here, I can kill a raccoon if it "comes after me" but all of the animal grunting and weird sounds emitting from the walls just paint an image of frightening animal sex in my mind. By the way its the only room on the floor so it's not coming from the room next door.

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ImInABox 6

.. You know you like it. You and your ***********.

jillianmathers12 13

Some guy died because he tried to have sex with raccoons on 1000 Ways to Die

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twisted54 1

I ran over a raccoon on the way to work this morning. Squished him dead. Jealous? :)

lovelife9 12

Sleep outside XD

carmen8D 0

Gotta LOVE angry sex :)

corrinaswan 0

Why would you imagen them having angry sex you weirdo

isaac713 0

90?? thts ****** nothin !

Bloodlvst 11

Okay, I've asked myself over and over and I can't find a good answer, so I'm asking you OP. Why are you imagining raccoons having sex rather than trying to come after you?

ironik970 13

OP here, I can kill a raccoon if it "comes after me" but all of the animal grunting and weird sounds emitting from the walls just paint an image of frightening animal sex in my mind. By the way its the only room on the floor so it's not coming from the room next door.

iamwill363 3

your hot

Kaylinn_Nicolee 0

Let's just hope your balls don't melt off .