Today, I went to visit some family out of state for my niece's birthday. I couldn't think of what to get an 8-year-old so I got her a Barbie doll. Everyone else got her money, iPods, game consoles, etc. When she got to mine she asked "how do I turn it on?" Then threw it away when she couldn't. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 8 year-old niece gave me back a Fluttershy plush I gifted her 4 years ago. When I told her it was a gift from the heart, she insisted on exchanging it for something of equal value. FML
Today, my 3 year old kid wanted to do something nice. I told him he could pick up some of his toys. He washed my new Iphone instead. FML
Today, my teenage daughter faked a suicide because I bought her a Samsung instead of an iPhone for her birthday. FML
Today, I took away my 8-year-old daughter's toy for throwing it too many times. She then said, "I need a beer." FML
Today, I found an old toy that I gave to my daughter several years ago. It was still unopened, and long forgotten, so I decided to re-gift it to one of my friend's children. My daughter immediately remembered her "favorite" toy and started crying inconsolably. FML
Today, my son turned 8. We watched as he unwrapped a $55 Nerf gun, extra 'bullets', new shoes and a school bag with his favorite TV character on the front and a action figure inside. As he finished he looked me straight in the eyes and says, "That's great ma, but seriously what'd you get me?". FML
Today, I bought my niece a huge stuffed teddy bear for her birthday because I wanted to be the cool aunt/uncle. She hugged it, smiled, and then immediately hugged the gift bag instead, because apparently it made a "funny" crinkly noise. I have officially been defeated by packaging. FML
Today, my 8 year-old adopted daughter told me she wants me to take her back so another family can adopt her because I don't give her enough toys. FML
Today, my 14 year-old daughter is so selfish that on her sister's birthday, she found the present, assumed it must be for her, opened it, then destroyed it when she saw it was frozen Anna and Elsa dolls because she hates Frozen. Her sister loves Frozen, and hasn’t stopped crying over Anna’s severed head. FML
Today, I threw a pillow at my 8 year-old cousin while play-fighting. She gave me a look, then muttered, "You don't have any girlfriends and the girls that talk to you probably have no taste." FML
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GingerNinja7 17
Kids these days are so ungrateful, it makes me sick
kaosps2 11
Give her an empty box next year.
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Comments (173)
King_paradox 22
So I hear china is offering sterilization shots.. I recommend this because not only does that forecast her future of being a gold digger or end up in a Kim kardashian situation.. But it's the best warning your gonna get
Ziggy122 15
******* kids these days, man. Spoiled little *****.
riinuliinu 14
This makes me sad, i used to love barbies :/
jjmiller1001 17
man kids demand stuff now days. what ever happened to playing outside???
ckrider64 8
...well yea shes not 5
SammiixSue 13
It doesn't matter, she still should have said thank you.
JessStyles 12
That kid would not survive the 90's
Ameel_fml 19
She probably would have had Nintendo 64, Pokemon cards, tamagotchi, etc...all those things that the previous generation hated and called kids "spoiled" and "bratty" for having.
simsgirlgem 25
I actually had those things but it was for xmas various years and even then I told my parents not to get me extra stuff since we didn't have a lot of cash when I was growing up and I knew we had to eat and pay bills but they still got me extra stuff
pwnman 33
Damn, at her age I had toys, and I went outside and had a life. I'm sure she's going to ask for more stuff from your relatives OP, and become a spoiled brat. Whatever you do, don't gift her anything. If she doesn't appreciate that affection you had for her, than forget it. What matters is you at least went to that party for her. It's alright, you're a good person. I suggest you don't get anything for her, next time. Instead she'll demand for toys. I will make sure my children or my nephews/nieces aren't spoiled.
ctlnaaia71 8
nasty stupid brat. now you know what to give her next time: NOTHING!
roseeabayy 7
Spoilt little brat! She seems so ungrateful!
babyshaft408 8
Next time get her a VCR