Today, I went to the movies. Two teenagers behind me had already seen the picture once and shared the entire plot with their friend during first 10 minutes. The finale was intended to be a great twist and I knew it from the very beginning. FML
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Today, I accidentally spoiled the ending of a movie for a group of friends who hadn’t seen it yet. In an attempt to apologize, I blurted out, "At least I didn’t tell you the twist!" They didn't even know that there was a twist. FML
Today, I went to the movies and accidentally walked into the wrong theater. I sat through an entire horror film, thinking it was supposed to be a rom-com. I kept waiting for the romantic twist. It never came. Satanic haunted dolls or whatever they were did, though. FML
Today, I was entertaining my date by suggesting a movie on Netflix. I confidently picked one that I thought was new and amazing. After the first 10 minutes, I realized it was a terrible sequel to a movie I'd completely forgotten about. I spent the rest of the movie in silence, pretending I was into it. FML
Today, I went to see the new Twilight movie, for the second time. The first time was at the midnight premiere. I would be "okay" with it if the person who had dragged me to see it both times hadn't been my boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML
Today, I tried explaining a movie plot to a group of friends, only for them to inform me I had described three completely different movies. One said my version actually sounded better. Another asked if I’d hit my head recently. FML
Today, I got to the movie theater early to avoid missing the previews. I sat through 20 minutes of trailers before realizing I was in the wrong auditorium. FML
Today, I was at the movies with my mom and dad, and the preview to my "My Sisters Keeper" came on. The trailer started out with "Most babies are accidents..." Right as that line was finished my mom elbowed me and laughed. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
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Top comments
talun 10
Why didn't you shut them up?
nikkibeez 0
ugh I can't stand people that do that. having the ending ruined to any movie/book is the worst!
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Comments (100)
Daggertrout 6
Was it Faster?
DmnUall 0
someone ruined a movie for you. your life will Clearly never recover. ****** dipshit pussy
tigrouficele2012 44
YDI for not telling them to STFU.
Lancer_doosh 0
You deserve it for not doing anything but bitch about it over the internet, pussy.
Asfand99 0
youre the one to talk fatass.
marinaim 17
YDI for not punching those fagasses in the face.
bobsanction 18
Bruce Willis was dead the whole time. Darth Vader is Luke Skywalkers father. Rosebud was his sled.
DocBastard 40
Really? See comment 31.
Zebidee 9
Rosebud was Darth Vader's sled?
iheartglasses 0
Youre welcome MaskedMan. I read similar words on a review before I saw the movie. I waited for it to start making sense but it never did :( By the way, lovely catch up on Docs comment. I never expected Eli to be blind! Luckily I've seen the movie already :)
tamiami247 0
I wonder...was it Salt??♥
SamSayzRAWRZ 0
YDI. you could've moved seats. get a brain.
Yarrachel 16
I know that ending...Snape kills Dumbledore, rosebud is the sled, Bruce Willis was dead the whole time, Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father, and To Serve Man is a cookbook. I saw it all coming a mile away.