Today, I went to the House of Horrors at Universal Studios. People dressed up as monsters would jump at us, and I was so freaked out that I tripped. My equally terrified mom fell on top of me. Frankenstein's monster was nice enough to ask us if we were alright. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was working a haunted house. I have a really good spot where I hide and scare people. This really hot guy was walking up, and I jumped out and screamed. He punched me in the face. FML
Today, I went to see the latest Paranormal Activity movie with my mother. We were terrified and held hands at one point. The person sitting behind us thought it would be hilarious to abruptly scream into my mother's ear. She reacted by flailing and driving her arm straight into my face. FML
Today, I went to a "haunted" theme park. Actors had been trying to scare me the whole night. I was waiting by an outdoor heater for my friend when a hand came out of nowhere close to my face. I screamed at the top of my lungs, but it was only some chick wanting to warm her hands by the heater. FML
Today, to scare my little brother I dressed up as the killer from the Scream movies. The outfit was a little too long on me, and I ended up falling down the stairs. Not only was he doubled over laughing, but so were the people in the emergency room. FML
Today, I went into a haunted house. Around 30 seconds into the adventure, I couldn't stop screaming at the top of my lungs from all of the scares. Suddenly, the little girl ahead of me, who was all by herself, turned around and told me to "suck it up and grow a pair, loser." FML
Today, l was crouched on the ground in the doorway at a haunted mansion. It's part of my job here to scare the people passing by. A 12 year-old girl walked by, I grabbed her leg, and she kicked me in the face. FML
Today, I was at Disneyland with some of my friends. While eating lunch, we watched a small child get frightened by the person dressed as Mickey Mouse. We all burst out laughing only to be jumped by Chip and Dale. Apparently I scream louder than the little kid. FML
Today, I went to a haunted house with my fiancé. A few minutes in, I saw someone following us so I turned and screamed. She ran off and my fiancé explained that she wasn't an actor, just a lady with a pigment disorder. I can never go back there again. FML
Today, one of the houses had actors with chainsaws. I ran away screaming and slammed into a wall. So much for being macho this Halloween. FML
Today, I tripped getting on an escalator and instinctively grabbed the nearest person to steady myself. That person was a toddler. The mom screamed, I fell anyway, and the toddler just stared at me like I’d ruined his whole week. FML
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officeradvil 8
Isn't that what haunted houses are supposed to do?
ALQ_fml 13
This FML made me so happy. I can just picture this enormous guy grunting at you to make sure you were all right. I went to Universal FL during Halloween when I was a kid; they really go all out to terrify their guests! FYL for tripping and for having your mom fall on you, but I bet this will be a great story later.
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greenbox 0
Frankenstein just wanted you to be comfortable with him. Now, his real plan is about to unfold
domolovesyoshi 33
Frankenstein was the doctor not the monster
mario3584 0
I went there once and I was in frot of my parents and only one thing scared me so I punched it in the balls while the rest of my family was ******** bricks
divadro102 16
Ahhhh good ole times. Last time i was there i strolled through eating some popcorn until a doctor knocked it away. Shit got real
stAterugby 0
Universal Studios huh? Sounds like a terrible day...
emodude44 0
How is this an FML? Frankenstine was NICE to you!
Lizzylibeth 2
Have you read the story? He was a nice monster not mean. People just assumed he was dangerous because he was ugly.
Skylights 4
You don't have to even read the book! The kids I babysit got the same lesson by watching the old Alvin and the Chipmunks cartoon. It's crazy how unaware people are.
anie01 5
Aw, that happened to me. I was in a haunted house, I'm terrified of clowns. This clown followed me through the mad scientist room, through the mirror room, and caught up to me in the pirate room. I'm hysterical and screaming for him to leave me alone, and then he's like, "You dropped your hat" and hands it to me. Oh thanks -_-'
ohjessica 11
This isn't too relevant, but I used to work in a haunted house. One night there was this really heavy woman, and she legit passed out when someone scared her.
immortal628 20
At a haunted house around here, my brother held open this curtain for someone and accidentally punched one of the monsters in the face. It was the best part of the whole night.
Bebbo_fml 21
Just cause he's scary doesn't mean he doesn't have manners!