Today, I went to the hospital due to vomiting and abdominal pain, and they decided to fit me with an IV drip. It took several tries by two different people to get the cannula in. I feel like a human pin-cushion. FML
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Today, I was stuck in the ICU with my 10 month-old. They spent more than an hour and multiple pricks to get a vein for cannula. I had to endure and hold him down through all of it. Half and hour later, he promptly smeared poop all over his cannula bandage area during a diaper change. FML
Today, I was constipated and so desperate to go that I ate an entire box of laxatives. Now I'm in the hospital on a saline drip for dehydration and malnutrition, in addition to getting a massive enema and having the most agonizing shit of my life. FML
Today, I went to the hospital for severe abdominal pain and nausea. I sat in the waiting room for six hours, just to be told, “We don’t know what’s wrong with you. Try taking Gravol and Tylenol and maybe lay off the fatty foods.” I feel like shit. FML
Today, I went to the company's health clinic to treat muscle spasms and a possible cracked rib. In the process the old quack doc and overly eager nurses wound up giving me a storng laxative and 3 enemas, two of them quite large. Then I still had to return to work. FML
Today, I had a CT scan done with contrast. My tech seemed competent in his job so I wasn't nervous, until he tried to start my IV. It took him 3 attempts to get it right. Not only was I stuck 3 times, he also blew one of my veins. I now have severely bruised arms and what look like track marks. FML
Today, I spent several hours sitting in the ER hyperventilating from pain and passing out, due to a herniated disc in my back. I had to watch at least 5 people go ahead of me, whose only complaints was that their stomach hurt or they felt nauseous. One of these people had a bag of snacks with them. FML
Today, after suffering probably my worst night of appendicitis, which consisted of vomiting, diarrhea, and going to the doctor, starving, only to find out a couple of hours later in the hospital ER that I'm allergic to penicillin and close to dying. Again. FML
Today, I got a bartholin cyst drained. The doctor told me to keep it clean and dry, no pain meds given, just swelling and a catheter. I almost passed out a short while afterwards so I went to the ER. Now I’m drugged up and sitting in one spot for the next few days. FML
Today, I needed to get blood drawn. Apparently, my veins are too thin and no blood would flow into the tube. I'm afraid of needles, and was just poked with some unsuccessfully, and I have to go back next week to try again. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. Due to the drugs they gave me I felt nauseous. When I went to the bathroom as a precaution I did not throw up. Instead I passed out face first in the toilet. FML
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itwasthedognotme 14
To be honest, I'm not sure there are many people that do like needles...
shudson186 17
As a nurse OP, we try to get it done as fast as we can. It sucks and sometimes we can't find a good vein to work with, but we aren't purposely trying to hurt you. Stay strong OP you can do it!
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cbroady0529 9
My record is 14. When I was pregnant with my first I had to go for a glucose test during which they draw blood 4 times over 4 hours to test. Time after time I asked for someone else to try inserting the needle, and time after time the dumb bitch tech stuck me no less than three times before calling for help. By the third hour I was cursing at her and refusing to continue the test until someone else drew my blood. The new person was no better.
mrk0306 5
You were probably dehydrated. When that happened to me they put a warm wet towel on my hand and plumped the vain up.
Aviaf 9
I once had five people doing this... For two hours. Needless to say, my operation was greatly delayed....
zasiel 3
That's not fyl, it happens all the time. As a nurse sometimes people have very hard veins especially when they are dehydrated. It's unfortunately sometimes part if the process. Feel better though
hetalia_thailand 20
If that was me they'd have had to tie me down to the hospital bed and knock me out with laughing gas or I probably would have screamed and tried to murder someone. I hate needles. It's a deep, deep hatred.
cjmedic 12
I'm going to go against the grain here, and ask if it was your appendix? Abdominal pain and vomiting are two pretty big red flags for appendicitis.
random_jay 6
Well yeah, if you were vomiting, you probably got dehydrated and it's real hard to get an IV on someone who's dehydrated.
nessparty 5
you were probably dehydrate some causing the veins to shrink
ms_boogerbear 4
Become a type 1 diabetic. Then you can complain about feeling like a human pin-cushion. -.-
MeepKeep12 3
I know the feeling ,bud. I used to get an IV every week for my migraines, and my veins collapse, so I know the feeling.