anon
Saint John, Canada
Today, I went to take a shower. When I turned it on, no water came out. Only ants. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Karmas3itch
United States
Invasion
Today, I was taking a bath and needed shampoo. I leaned on the soap holder to get some and it came off the wall. Huge ants started pouring out running up the walls, down the walls, EVERYWHERE. I ran out of the bathroom screaming, completely naked. FML
Jules
Germany
New neighbors
Today, I got up, curtains still closed, and in the dim light noticed something dark on the floor, which wasn’t there yesterday. I turned on the light to find out what it was. A tiny ant hill. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I found out why my cups of tea have been tasting a bit funny. It turns out my kettle is full of ants, so every time I boil water to make tea, the ants get re-boiled along with it. FML
Anonymous
Edmonton, Canada
Today, I came home after a long day at work, and decided to tidy up a bit before finally settling down to relax. I went to take the garbage out, when the bag split and out fell the trash along with hundreds of tiny red ants. FML
ohray
Kibris, Turkey
Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML
YeahItsmecoolhuh
United Arab Emirates
Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML
callmeclarence
Valencia, United States
Today, I took my clothes off for a shower at an RV campsite. I started running the water when I noticed there was a pack of hornets in the bathroom. I stood there, stark naked, waiting for a chance to get out, for four hours. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while I was in the shower, I noticed a short, black hair on my loofah. I ignored it and lathered up my entire body with it. When I put it back down, a roach crawled out of it. What I thought was a black hair was in fact its antenna. FML
home owner
United States
Headshot
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
Anonymous
Brighton, United Kingdom
Nature finds a way
Today, I decided to take a nap in the park. I found a nice shady spot and closed my eyes. When I woke up, I realized I had fallen asleep on an ant hill. My entire body was riddled with ants. FML
Top comments
Dom_Olivares 12
Sounds like a scene from a scary movie!
perdix 31
At least your shower is ... *lowers sunglasses* anty-septic.
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buttcramp 21
this sounds like an awful horror movie lol
Jasmeent11 15
Oh my god that's like my worst nightmare.
False_Stupidity 42
Well then, there's no other choice, you must burn the house down to get rid of the ants because everyone knows the only way to deal with any infestation is to KILL 'EM WITH FIRE!!
buckdharma 38
You must have bad pressure there. Is there any way you can up the ante?
KingreX32 21
what's wrong with an ant shower?
JoshTheTacoMan 19
You don't happen to have a dalek lying around do you? Dalek? Exterminate? No? Ok..
Nicole819 11
that's crazy . I'm sorry OP
roserose777 9
Ugh I can't even imagine. That's terrible, makes me shiver just thinking about it.
ThatWoman 5
Why does this make me think of Slither?
GxReaperGx 11
Time to call the nopeterminator