anon
Saint John, Canada
Today, I went to take a shower. When I turned it on, no water came out. Only ants. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Karmas3itch
United States
Invasion
Today, I was taking a bath and needed shampoo. I leaned on the soap holder to get some and it came off the wall. Huge ants started pouring out running up the walls, down the walls, EVERYWHERE. I ran out of the bathroom screaming, completely naked. FML
Jules
Germany
New neighbors
Today, I got up, curtains still closed, and in the dim light noticed something dark on the floor, which wasn’t there yesterday. I turned on the light to find out what it was. A tiny ant hill. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I found out why my cups of tea have been tasting a bit funny. It turns out my kettle is full of ants, so every time I boil water to make tea, the ants get re-boiled along with it. FML
Anonymous
Edmonton, Canada
Today, I came home after a long day at work, and decided to tidy up a bit before finally settling down to relax. I went to take the garbage out, when the bag split and out fell the trash along with hundreds of tiny red ants. FML
ohray
Kibris, Turkey
Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML
YeahItsmecoolhuh
United Arab Emirates
Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML
callmeclarence
Valencia, United States
Today, I took my clothes off for a shower at an RV campsite. I started running the water when I noticed there was a pack of hornets in the bathroom. I stood there, stark naked, waiting for a chance to get out, for four hours. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while I was in the shower, I noticed a short, black hair on my loofah. I ignored it and lathered up my entire body with it. When I put it back down, a roach crawled out of it. What I thought was a black hair was in fact its antenna. FML
home owner
United States
Headshot
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
Anonymous
Brighton, United Kingdom
Nature finds a way
Today, I decided to take a nap in the park. I found a nice shady spot and closed my eyes. When I woke up, I realized I had fallen asleep on an ant hill. My entire body was riddled with ants. FML
Top comments
Dom_Olivares 12
Sounds like a scene from a scary movie!
perdix 31
At least your shower is ... *lowers sunglasses* anty-septic.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (94)
FlyingPie 17
That sounds like the makings of a horror movie.
Papa_Sanchez 8
how do you even
BVBarmy_girl 22
Woah, 2 approved FMLs in a row! Double-****-your-life OP.
olpally 33
I was just going to say, this person has had quite a few FML's published lately. I thought I saw way more then 2 FML's for this person. Damn, op can't catch a break! There are actually 3, one from United States, canada and Australia with this username! Craziness!
tiernang 21
i honestly think all of anons posts are fake because he/she has had lots of FML's posted together. EDIT: just realized they are different countries.
tiernang 21
ya, sorry i edited my comment because i didnt realize they were from different countries. *Hangs head shamefully*
JMichael 26
That's disgusting! I guess at least it wasn't termites or spiders.
Ibroughtuamento 10
Sounds like a horror movie.....
aforbiddendance 23
This is why I let my shower run a few minutes before I step in.
Ins0mau 20
In case of ants?
mehhhh112 6
Horror movie status.
jerry2011 4
You should take shower daily. This is what happens when you take shower on every Christmas
EllaJSwiftie 16
That is gross ;o I want to see that in a horrormovie :)))
cmbar831 14
Am I the only one that turns the shower on before I get in it?