anon
Saint John, Canada
Today, I went to take a shower. When I turned it on, no water came out. Only ants. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Karmas3itch
United States
Invasion
Today, I was taking a bath and needed shampoo. I leaned on the soap holder to get some and it came off the wall. Huge ants started pouring out running up the walls, down the walls, EVERYWHERE. I ran out of the bathroom screaming, completely naked. FML
Jules
Germany
New neighbors
Today, I got up, curtains still closed, and in the dim light noticed something dark on the floor, which wasn’t there yesterday. I turned on the light to find out what it was. A tiny ant hill. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I found out why my cups of tea have been tasting a bit funny. It turns out my kettle is full of ants, so every time I boil water to make tea, the ants get re-boiled along with it. FML
Anonymous
Edmonton, Canada
Today, I came home after a long day at work, and decided to tidy up a bit before finally settling down to relax. I went to take the garbage out, when the bag split and out fell the trash along with hundreds of tiny red ants. FML
ohray
Kibris, Turkey
Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML
YeahItsmecoolhuh
United Arab Emirates
Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML
callmeclarence
Valencia, United States
Today, I took my clothes off for a shower at an RV campsite. I started running the water when I noticed there was a pack of hornets in the bathroom. I stood there, stark naked, waiting for a chance to get out, for four hours. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while I was in the shower, I noticed a short, black hair on my loofah. I ignored it and lathered up my entire body with it. When I put it back down, a roach crawled out of it. What I thought was a black hair was in fact its antenna. FML
home owner
United States
Headshot
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
Anonymous
Brighton, United Kingdom
Nature finds a way
Today, I decided to take a nap in the park. I found a nice shady spot and closed my eyes. When I woke up, I realized I had fallen asleep on an ant hill. My entire body was riddled with ants. FML
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Dom_Olivares 12
Sounds like a scene from a scary movie!
perdix 31
At least your shower is ... *lowers sunglasses* anty-septic.
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NoNamesFree 8
That must really bug you...
cakefete2 31
Not as bad as that weak pun.
StompinOnCrayons 15
I hope Op wasn't truANTing while waiting in ANTipation for the bug man to see if the ANTique shower could be rescued from the torrent of ants, crawling all over the bathroom and Op's pANTs . Maybe he/she was so shocked they called a friend , ANThony, for some bANTer.
Kibaruto 33
I didn't even read your post #40 but I can tell it's swimming in antagonizing puns.
StompinOnCrayons 15
It seems my comment was percieved as over abundant in puns, and looking back was rather abberant, a giant mistake. Importantly, I am left to fantasize what my FML status would have been before I posted the ignorant text so to speak. *Spot the "ant"s*
Rainhawk94 27
Just stop commenting #50
MooCowPlywood 9
Call the exterminator. NOW!
angelitared 27
Time to call the bug man!! That's scary.
fooltemptress 36
That's a shower full of nope.
ob81 8
The sad part about this FML is that op couldn't wash the ants off.
T9FTW 20
I was just thinking, "Now, OP will need another shower, but with actual water."
ChrisWaines 9
That bites OP, but hopefully other water was working for you!
SuperMew 22
My sister made me watch ants eating a man's face off when I was little. I would have had nightmares for the rest of my life. Were you under the spout? My shower takes about five minutes to warm up from frigid, so we turn it on, let it warm up, then get in. So, if ants came out there would be no one under the water. But I would flip out. If you ever need to kill ants, use 25% salt, 75% water, put in a spray bottle and you are good to go.
StompinOnCrayons 15
Lemon juice and vinegar water works also , and a good trick is that ants dislike chalk, so if you were to chalk a circle around one , or draw a line, they will not pass it.
sjb_2015 20
Damn it Archer!
REALAfroninga 11
Do you want ants? Because this is how we get ants!
Nilorak 24
I bet you liked that.
worldclassrager 41
Time to call an exterminator...