Today, I went to see Terminator. Not wanting to spend an outrageous amount of money at the concession stand, I sneaked a Dr. Pepper into the theater. I thought I had gotten away with it, until I opened the bottle and it exploded all over me and four other people that I didn't know. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to see a movie. After getting my seat, I went out to get food. Coming back, I saw the security guard. Thinking he would ask me for my ticket, I moved all the food to one hand to get the ticket in my pocket. I spilled it all. He didn't ask to see it. FML
Today, I tried to sneak a burrito into a movie theater by hiding it in my jacket. Halfway through the trailers, the foil popped loudly, and the burrito slid out and rolled down the sloped aisle like a tiny log. The theater lights were still on, people turned to watch, so I pretended it wasn’t mine. FML
Today, I was at a concert and the guy who was selling the drinks tripped and fell down the stairs, landing on the floor next to me and the drinks went all over. I went to make sure he was okay and helped pick up the drinks. After assuring me he was okay, he gave me a free soda. It exploded. FML
Today, I went to the movies with some friends. During the movie, I really needed to pee but didn’t want to disturb anyone. So, I waited and waited. Finally, I couldn’t hold it anymore and bolted to the bathroom… only to get locked out of the theater in the process. The staff had to escort me back in during the end credits. FML
Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML
Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML
Today, at the movies on a date, I drank all my soda and waited too long. I couldn't take it anymore and quickly got up, knocking my date's popcorn on the floor, and ran to the bathroom. I didn’t make it and went home in shame. It’s better he thinks I stood him up. FML
Today, I saw Avatar in iMax 3D. Towards the end of the movie I jump, yelled, and spilled my drink all over the people in front of me because I thought a burning piece of ash landed on my leg. FML
Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML
Today, I was craving a cold Coke, so I grabbed one from the freezer where I had put it to chill quickly. As soon as I opened it, the can exploded all over me and the kitchen. I spent the next hour cleaning sticky residue off the floor, surrounding furniture, and even the ceiling. FML
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happy_ness 0
i do that all the time! the sneaking in the soda, but not the exploding part. hahaha sucks for you! i'd be sooo embarrassed!
Hunter329 0
Sucks... But it musta been worth it to see Terminator. Good movie.
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Steve_0_10 0
I'm just curious as to how you managed to catch four other people in the spray.. Did you get scared when it started and begin flailing the bottle around or what?
Neottia 0
Try waiting before you open a bottle of carbonated drinks
bpaszek1234 0
I walked in a theater just this weekend with Starbucks in hand- sipping it in front of the guy that takes your tickets.. i think there was some lawsuit awhile ago that can let you bring in your own food now
bonafidehustler 0
#44: Nope, that's wrong, but I was also wrong. I looked it up, and apparently both "sneaked" and "snuck" are correct. In Britain, people prefer "sneaked," and in the United States, people prefer "snuck," but apparently they're both right. As an American, I was always taught "snuck" was right, and it still sounds way better to me, so I'm going to stick with it.
npk1112 0
YDI for saying "sneaked" instead of "snuck".
iamme_fml 0
Sneaked and snuck are both correct. Technically sneaked is the traditional standard past tense of sneak. http://www.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/snuck.html
cartering 0
Sneaked..Snuck..Whoever said FMlife wasn't educational. Remember kiddos show this thread to your teachers when they say this site is a waste of time
cartering 0
At every theatre I've been to it would have been immediately obvious he didn't buy it there - bottles aren't allowed in the theatre, only fountain drinks are. And those don't explode on you when you take the lid off
24788 7
Prices are way too expensive at the movies. FYL
Tgump 0
@ #1 Terminator was horrible. It only had a 5 second Cameo of Arnold anyways. YDI for sneaking soda in.