Today, I went to see Terminator. Not wanting to spend an outrageous amount of money at the concession stand, I sneaked a Dr. Pepper into the theater. I thought I had gotten away with it, until I opened the bottle and it exploded all over me and four other people that I didn't know. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to see a movie. After getting my seat, I went out to get food. Coming back, I saw the security guard. Thinking he would ask me for my ticket, I moved all the food to one hand to get the ticket in my pocket. I spilled it all. He didn't ask to see it. FML
Today, I tried to sneak a burrito into a movie theater by hiding it in my jacket. Halfway through the trailers, the foil popped loudly, and the burrito slid out and rolled down the sloped aisle like a tiny log. The theater lights were still on, people turned to watch, so I pretended it wasn’t mine. FML
Today, I was at a concert and the guy who was selling the drinks tripped and fell down the stairs, landing on the floor next to me and the drinks went all over. I went to make sure he was okay and helped pick up the drinks. After assuring me he was okay, he gave me a free soda. It exploded. FML
Today, I went to the movies with some friends. During the movie, I really needed to pee but didn’t want to disturb anyone. So, I waited and waited. Finally, I couldn’t hold it anymore and bolted to the bathroom… only to get locked out of the theater in the process. The staff had to escort me back in during the end credits. FML
Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML
Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML
Today, at the movies on a date, I drank all my soda and waited too long. I couldn't take it anymore and quickly got up, knocking my date's popcorn on the floor, and ran to the bathroom. I didn’t make it and went home in shame. It’s better he thinks I stood him up. FML
Today, I saw Avatar in iMax 3D. Towards the end of the movie I jump, yelled, and spilled my drink all over the people in front of me because I thought a burning piece of ash landed on my leg. FML
Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML
Today, I was craving a cold Coke, so I grabbed one from the freezer where I had put it to chill quickly. As soon as I opened it, the can exploded all over me and the kitchen. I spent the next hour cleaning sticky residue off the floor, surrounding furniture, and even the ceiling. FML
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happy_ness 0
i do that all the time! the sneaking in the soda, but not the exploding part. hahaha sucks for you! i'd be sooo embarrassed!
Hunter329 0
Sucks... But it musta been worth it to see Terminator. Good movie.
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Comments (133)
Dalarsco 0
Anyone who said YDI for rule breaking clearly hasn't seen the price of food at your average theater.
nukemdukem 8
I worked at AMC/Edwards we allow outside food/drinks coming into our theatre
spacebaby 0
Why does everyone keep saying karma? We should be able to bring our own food into theaters... I do all the time! Most places don't care anyway... just don't shake the bottle...
toshiro10div 0
thats not true and if you truly believe that then you sir are a douchebag.
Hunter329 0
# 98 I totally agree. Concessiens are way overpriced.
mannix_fml 0
mmmmmmmmmm Dr. Pepper!
ImaBmyLonurTees 0
"Today, I went to see Terminator." That alone is FML worthy. I want my $8.50 back and I owe Christian Bale a kick in the balls.
hunnibunnz 13
Wow only $8.50? Our matinees are $8.50 and a regular showings are $11.50. And that's at the cheapest, dingiest theater. FML. Lmao.
atoz_123 0
atthe theater by me your allowed to bring in outside food and my grandpa works there so i get free tickets :)
toshiro10div 0
i know someone who works at a movie theater and food and drink are a big part of revenue for theaters, its expensive cuz they dont make that much money from ticket sales so sneaking a soda in is practically stealing, that was your first mistake. your second was paying 10 bucks to see a horrible movie like that anyway.
Anteezy 7
xd that sucks op fyl
nessalujin 0
How would they know you didn't buy it at the concession stand, dumbass.
Venezia_fml 0
Because it was in a bottle and most, if not all, concession stands sell fountain drinks.