Today, I went to see Terminator. Not wanting to spend an outrageous amount of money at the concession stand, I sneaked a Dr. Pepper into the theater. I thought I had gotten away with it, until I opened the bottle and it exploded all over me and four other people that I didn't know. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to see a movie. After getting my seat, I went out to get food. Coming back, I saw the security guard. Thinking he would ask me for my ticket, I moved all the food to one hand to get the ticket in my pocket. I spilled it all. He didn't ask to see it. FML
Today, I tried to sneak a burrito into a movie theater by hiding it in my jacket. Halfway through the trailers, the foil popped loudly, and the burrito slid out and rolled down the sloped aisle like a tiny log. The theater lights were still on, people turned to watch, so I pretended it wasn’t mine. FML
Today, I was at a concert and the guy who was selling the drinks tripped and fell down the stairs, landing on the floor next to me and the drinks went all over. I went to make sure he was okay and helped pick up the drinks. After assuring me he was okay, he gave me a free soda. It exploded. FML
Today, I went to the movies with some friends. During the movie, I really needed to pee but didn’t want to disturb anyone. So, I waited and waited. Finally, I couldn’t hold it anymore and bolted to the bathroom… only to get locked out of the theater in the process. The staff had to escort me back in during the end credits. FML
Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML
Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML
Today, at the movies on a date, I drank all my soda and waited too long. I couldn't take it anymore and quickly got up, knocking my date's popcorn on the floor, and ran to the bathroom. I didn’t make it and went home in shame. It’s better he thinks I stood him up. FML
Today, I saw Avatar in iMax 3D. Towards the end of the movie I jump, yelled, and spilled my drink all over the people in front of me because I thought a burning piece of ash landed on my leg. FML
Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML
Today, I was craving a cold Coke, so I grabbed one from the freezer where I had put it to chill quickly. As soon as I opened it, the can exploded all over me and the kitchen. I spent the next hour cleaning sticky residue off the floor, surrounding furniture, and even the ceiling. FML
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happy_ness 0
i do that all the time! the sneaking in the soda, but not the exploding part. hahaha sucks for you! i'd be sooo embarrassed!
Hunter329 0
Sucks... But it musta been worth it to see Terminator. Good movie.
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Comments (133)
poolshark 0
No one said it was a two liter bottle, #70. Sigh. Reading comprehension levels on this site are shockingly low sometimes.
kawaiimomo 0
lol i do that too. i hate when they make you throw away food and drinks that don't belong to them
raNDMGUy 5
lol i bought in a large pizza and a 2 litre (yes litRE) pepsi last time i went to the cinemas
monkeyman9 0
oh, yea, that happened to me once with a sprite last year iwhen i went to see Dark Knight. I had to run into the theater because i had been pissing, and my fam went in without me. when i opened it, i had forgot i was running.
Shadydeals 0
If you missed the movie don't worry it kinda sucked anyways.
e_monz 0
Karma's a bitch.
shit_happens_09 0
good job considering its not against most theaters rules to bring food and drink into the movie. as long as its not alcoholic beverages.
homoerotic 0
Ya 78s right, I work at a theatre and really enjoy laughing at people like you being all secretive with Dr. Pepper
Casualt1234 0
Dude, OP you suck at sneaking in stuff. I always sneak stuff in: pizza (in pizza boxes), candy, garlic bread, etc. I have a nice italian meal in the back of the theater. F*** movie theater prices.
timeatrice 0
i always sneak food in. since when is it illegal?? i think the theatre i go to allows outside food.