Nicole
United States
Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
The greatest Illusion ever
United States
Today, I went to school without any makeup on. The guys who usually compliment me for being pretty are now calling me "The Greatest Illusion Ever". FML
bu09
United States
What's updog?
Today, all of my friends and teachers asked me what was wrong because I looked sad and tired. One kid even said that I looked like "an abused housewife the day after." I was fine. It was the first time I went to school without wearing any makeup. FML
Anonymous
Dublin, Ireland
Today, I decided not to wear any makeup. I got told 13 times at work that I looked ill. FML
FreshFaced
United Kingdom
Today, I went into work for the first time without make-up. My boss thought I looked so tired and ill that he sent me home. FML
Anonymous
Santa Rosa, United States
Parenting styles may differ…
Today, it was my first day at my new high school. I put on a tiny bit of makeup, just some mascara, to feel more confident. I got in the car and my mom started yelling about how horrible my makeup is, basically calls me a slut for wearing it, and makes me take it off. I ended up crying in the bathroom on my first day. FML
Anonymous
Wrong move
Today, I told a coworker, “You look way better without makeup.” She responded, “I’m wearing makeup.” Everyone around us gasped like I had just said "fuck" in church. FML
Cassidy Bowen
San Francisco, United States
Today, I decided to not wear makeup for the first time. My boyfriend asked me if I got punched in the face. FML
Anonymous
Today, my boyfriend saw me without make-up for the first time we've been dating for two years. He freaked because he didn't know who I was. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I was getting funny looks all day. When I got home I realised that I was interrupted while doing my make-up this morning and completely forgot to fill in my second eye brow. FML
hannah
Shot from both sides
Today, I was yelled at by multiple people at work for not wearing any makeup. The only reason I don’t wear makeup is because my mom is guaranteed to make me cry before I leave the house every morning, so there’s no point. FML
Top comments
kikibrowm 7
You could definitely pull off a robbery that way...
shanie123 10
Shouldn't wear so much makeup it messes up your skin at such a young age, now your skin depends on it!
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Comments (238)
senpa_kush 11
Ydi, for being so self conscious that you think you need makeup
0o0o0 9
That's because you look better without.
EddiesGirl 14
that's what u get for being a fake bitch...
Ann_Onyme 17
Natural is better :)
daemonsparta 16
sounds like you use way too much
fantasyworld 39
My rule of makeup is that you shouldn't wear so much that you look like a different person without it.
skittlesucker55 9
Well who's fault is that
whymeplease44 8
well tjen ydi cause you obviously wear too much