Anonymous
Taiwan
Today, I went to pick up my daughter from preschool. When I got there, I ran to give her a hug. She screamed and ran away. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
McMuffin
Today, my 3-year-old daughter ran with arms wide open towards me, smiling, only to pass me by and hug the gardener instead. FML
angry mama
The Headmaster Ritual
Today, while picking my daughter up from school, I saw her being beaten by two boys while the teacher stood there doing nothing. I ran to help, but then she pushed one of the boys off her. The teacher then pulled her away, yelled at her and then yelled at me for "not raising my kid right." FML
Andy
Australia
Daddy!
Today, I went to pick up my niece from daycare. As I walked past the gates, a little kid yelled, “Daddy’s here!” and ran to hug me. His actual dad was right behind me, clearly very confused, while the daycare workers glared at me like they were about to call the cops on me. FML
Herdad
United States
Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML
Paladin Rayjack
Makati City, Philippines
Nosy nitwit
Today, at the mall, I ran into a lost, crying little girl. It was my best friend's daughter. She recognized and clung on to me. As I called her dad, some nosy lady snatched her from me and caused a scene, screaming, "KIDNAPPER!" As I got apprehended, her claim was she heard me say, "If you still want to see her…" FML
mommylovesu
United States
The worst
Today, the bus came to pick up my daughter to take her to kindergarten. When it honked, I opened the door for her to let her run out to it. Halfway there, she tripped and started crying. I couldn't run out because I was still in my underwear. Now her bus thinks I'm the worst mom ever. FML
tatortot7707
United States
Bad boy
Today, when I went to pick my kid up from daycare, I found out that he had run away. The rest of my afternoon consisted of me screaming his name, looking for him. I then returned to the daycare center. He thought it would be funny if he hid in the trash. FML
divorced
United States
Betrayal
Today, I was picking up my daughter from my ex-husband's house and his new girlfriend was there. I said to my daughter that it was time to leave and she clung to his girlfriend and said, "Mommy, I don't want to leave." She wasn't talking to me. FML
Anonymous
Manama, Bahrain
Today, my daughter hugged me around the neck and whispered, "I'm going to cut your head off." I'm afraid to go to sleep now. FML
notapedobear
Today, I was in a shopping centre when a little girl was running up and down the aisles. She started to fall over so I put my hand out to catch her. Her mother then ran up to me and screamed about me 'touching her child' so loud that everyone could hear. FML
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DahkLohd 4
Is your face as scary as mine?
perdix 31
They probably taught the kids about pedophiles and your little game is up.
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xundria 5
Your poor child will probably be traumatized for life now. :(
WorkThatButt 2
Rawr ghoul monstrosity incoming *bbbblllleeeeuuuurrrrrgggghhhh*
sourgirl101 29
That just means she's enjoying her pre-school and not ready to be picked up yet. Be happy. Good schools are not easy to find.
Peachesz25 0
LMFAO!!! i love that kid.
suazo15 0
nice... haha
knight0748 5
always scream; " I'll kill you, you little bitch!" that would show her how to properly act when she sees you. and if anyone near by give a look, say: "WTF you looking at?" these are proper behaviors one should display when in public.
naximus93 0
Cookies are way better.
firechildredhead 0
Aww :( How depressing!
Marvin_Android 0
I agree. Then again, EVERYTHING is depressing. Life. Don't talk to me about life.
Marvin_Android 0
I'm so glad you find my crushing depression a source of amusement. Wait, I lied. Nothing makes me glad. At least I know I'm not dragging you down in my misery. Life. Loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it.
tykiej 0
Im sure that had to sting a little, huh?
ohyehcsc 0
wow ur kids a bitch I would have round housed her ass
Sparx1_1 16
What do you expect when your kid spends more time with her preschool teachers and her daycare providers than with you? Seriously.. she's what? 3? You're going to take her home and sit her in front of the tv while you do the chores you didn't do because you were at work all day, then you'll send her to her room to play while you put together dinner and she'll be in bed by 8 pm so you can unwind from your day. Do the math - most kids are lucky to get 2 hours a day of quality time with their parents; they spend up to ten hours a day in day care and pre-school. If you want her to run to you instead of away from you then learn to live with less so you (and your husband) can afford to work less and make the time to be there for her.