Today, I went to my weekly AA meeting. It was a huge crowd and I was the guest speaker. Not 5 minutes into my speech, I was booed off stage and banned from further attendance because I accidentally wore a Jack Daniel's shirt. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as a recovering alcoholic, I'm at a conference where letting loose is expected and, to a point, encouraged. I've been sober for 2.5 years and am pretty sure I managed to piss off just about everyone with how miserable I was listening to them describe my former favorite mixed drinks and shots. I miss wine. FML
Today, I went to the bar I've always gone to after work for the past 12 years. On arrival, I got banned for life, punched in the nose and thrown out. The barmaid comes out and says, "Sorry, wrong guy." FML
Today, my mom took me to an AA meeting because she said I needed help. I have never tried alcohol in my life, and told them this. I was then harangued by the "instructor" because apparently one of the signs of alcoholism is denial. FML
Today, my band got booed off stage. FML
Today, I used my AA handbook as a beer coaster. FML
Today, I bumped into my English teacher at an AA meeting. FML
Today, I had to confess to my mother that I was too hungover to take her to her AA meeting. FML
Today, I was kicked out of a comedy club for laughing too loudly. FML
Today, I had drinks at a friend's house before going out to a concert. I still had a bottle of beer left, so I brought it along with me. I got kicked out five minutes into the show for bringing my own drink, which is apparently against the rules. I paid $75 to get kicked out over a $3 drink. FML
Today, I was at a friend's birthday party in a packed karaoke bar/restaurant and I drunkenly agreed to sing. I picked a song I thought I knew by heart, only to realize halfway through that the lyrics on the screen were not at all what I thought they were. My brain went for a smoke break or something, and I turned into a rambling mess. The crowd actually booed. FML
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Arwen_Evenstar 37
You'd think they'd mention getting rid of memorabilia.
lex1459 38
I'm not sure why you kept this in the first place.
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Comments (144)
skynyrd714 3
AA is for quitters
Vampyro90 3
Lmao! classic!
Artures_way1 23
The irony is killing me
AmandaApple 4
who cares though? its just a shirt.
Katiepoo27 2
From attending my fair share of 12-step meetings, you don't get "banned" or booed for making a mistake. I doubt a meeting would ban you if you went there weekly. The only requirement for membership is a desire to stop using; at least where I live, banning doesn't exist as it could jeopardize one's recovery.
Sakuraashita 15
Should've said it was a statement about hie alcohol used to own you or something...
lakellyla 7
Ooozziiioooooooooo
Ki11erC 18
How do you accidentally wear that tshirt when you're an ex alcoholic? Anything like that would be an influence even on you, let alone others. Surprised you didn't get knocked out, I would of done it gladly. Massive YDI.
Tannasgh 22
Bwahahahahaha
octeight 15
You should have told them it was a metaphor
Sakuraashita 15
That's what I'm saying, Octeight!