Today I went to my sleep therapist; I sleep 8 hours a night, but I'm still very tired during the day. I'm divorced, so we decided that I would record myself sleeping to see if I might be snoring. We listened to the tape. Not only was I snoring very loudly, I cry all night in my sleep. FM
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband sent me a short video of my snoring last night because I wanted to hear how bad I sound. The first few seconds went by OK, but for the rest of the clip I could barely hear anything else over the sound of my husband taking a long piss in our bathroom. FML
Today, my new girlfriend told me I don't snore when I sleep. Which is funny, since during the last year of my marriage, my ex-wife would make me sleep on the couch because my loud snoring kept her up. FML
Today, I woke up at 3 a.m. because my wife was snoring loudly enough to wake me up. I went off to the guest room to try to get back to sleep. Eventually I fell back asleep. Then I had a dream that my wife was snoring loudly enough to wake me up. It woke me up. FML
Today, while I was telling my therapist all of my inner conflicts, he fell asleep. FML
Today, after barely sleeping all week, I tried some ASMR videos to help me fall asleep. Both my dogs and my husband are out cold, snoring so loud I can't even hear the ASMR. FML
Today, after a very poor night's sleep, I've had to stay awake and do housework while my husband, who slept like a baby last night, keeps on sleeping because he "didn't sleep well." He was snoring all night long, the reason I didn't sleep well. FML
Today, as suggested by the my therapist, I tried practicing mindfulness meditation while on a break at work to reduce stress. Midway through my deep breaths, I accidentally let out a loud and unexpected snore. My coworkers now think I've taken my relaxation techniques to a whole new level. FML
Today, after countless nights of no sleep and only some spontaneous naps, I was finally seeing a sleeping doctor to analyze the problem. I missed the appointment because I ended up sleeping through my alarm after not being able to sleep at all last night. FML
Today, I have to sleep in another room, with the door closed, because if I don't, my girlfriend's snoring will keep me awake. I was diagnosed with chronic insomnia because of this. FML
Today, I realized for the last year that my husband has been home from Iraq, I haven't gotten more than a few hours of sleep at night. Not because he gets nightmares, but because he now snores so loud that the pets sleep at the other end of the house to get rest. FML
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seba7236 21
Aww. I just wanna hug you. It will be better soon. Trust me.
band_geek 18
Real sorry 'bout what you're going through. Hope everything turns out for the better for you over time, OP
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Comments (36)
kiaora_fml 11
I wouldn't be surprised that you are so tired, that is what depression can do, you could sleep all day and it's like you have never slept Give yourself time to heal
Rainbow_Princess 16
I used to cry all night in my sleep too. I had no idea until I stayed in a backpackers and the old lady in my room told me..... No idea what I was crying about but I made changes and it doesn't happen anymore.
unluckyblackcat9 8
I'm so sorry!:( I hope things get better for you!!*sending positive vibes*
packrat 26
This must be the saddest FML I have seen yet... OP, hope things get better for you soon!
Shobikz 6
I'm so sorry. The girl that I love, loves someone else. So I know what you're going through.
IHaveThePower 18
If you're not upset during the day, I wouldn't worry too much. People make weird noises while half-asleep sometimes--one time I dreamed I was meowing and woke up to a noise that sounded like a demonic spirit attempting to exit my flesh. If you have sleep apnea, you're not really awake or asleep, so your brain will just spit out random weirdness. Get the apnea treated and you'll probably be fine, and a lot less tired.