Today, I went to my school to take my yearbook picture. I was wearing a shirt that said ANALOG on the front. When I bent in to take the picture, part of my shirt overlapped itself. Now I'm known as the ANAL kid in the yearbook. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was picture day at my school. After I got home, I realized my shirt was on inside out… and backwards. FML
Today, I got my yearbook. My sister and I are identical twins, and we realized only my sister had a picture in it. When we asked the head of yearbook, they said they thought it was the same girl trying to get two pictures, so they put in the prettier one. FML
Today, after weeks of sorting, inspecting, and waiting, my high school's yearbooks were distributed. I'd searched carefully for photo errors and was proud to say there were none. That is, until someone told me that a boy on the last page was flipping the camera the bird. FML
Today, I finally got my yearbook for senior year in high school. I started what everyone does, which is count how many times I appear in the yearbook. I stopped when I found a prominent photo of me, picking my nose in class. FML
Today, I went to school in my brand new shirt. It was loose fitting and a bit thin, so I wore a sweatshirt on top, intending to take it in once inside. When I got to my seat, I took off my sweatshirt, but also took off my shirt with it, flashing my whole class. FML
Today, there was a story called "Looking Good" about fashion in school that ran in the local newspaper. On the front page of that section it featured a picture of my class. I was photoshopped out. FML
Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML
Today, I took my two kids to a restaurant with a graffiti-themed wall and took some lovely pictures that I promptly posted to family on social media. I didn't notice until a couple of hours later it said "ANAL?" in huge writing behind my dear child's head. FML
Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML
Today, after getting home from school, I realized I'd tucked my shirt into my underwear this morning. I'm fairly certain everyone got a good look at my lime green underwear. FML
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lauren9739 0
No they don't. That's mirrors idiot.
untoldfame 3
nice job buttbandit.
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Comments (186)
av232 0
you're anal for caring your shirt says anal.
Megadeath_fml 0
Hey its not that bad, but if you feel really insulted when someone calls you anal kid tell them: "hey thats funny, thats what your mom said last night."
gypsysam 0
you shoudnt have weared a t shirt that said analog in the first place lol
wordgirl 0
Weared????? Seriously?
bubblybrooke 12
'shouldn't have weared'?? guessthe op isn't the only one that should be in school...
elchapin562 0
YDI for wearing a stupid word on a shirt. I'd never wear a shirt that says analog, what kind of brand is that? i only wear LRG, famous, SRH, lacoste, but wtf is analog? that sounds like a nerd brand. YDI for not having a good sense of style
scooters 0
your a dipshit... hahaha ANALOG is a snowboard company you dumbass not something nerdy and not having a good sense of style.. wtf is LRG or SRH sounds like a new STD
Soejoto 0
"YDI for not having a good sense of style" you are a F-U-C-K-I-N-G moron
jdannyl 0
Never FYL, you're a guy, most guys would kill for that nickname. well, within reason. so long as you're giving and not taking.
clockworklolita 3
Ohhh dear. Poor you, but I'm sorry, that is pretty hilarious XD Just try to see the funny side, and hey, at least people will remember you :P
INnsbrooklyn 0
BOYTOY - i work for ANALog - i'd love to see that picture - drop me an e-mail - [email protected]
positivity 0
On the positive side: Now everybody remebers who you are. The negative: They probably will remeber you a long, long time.
EvilAngel 0
Don't they have picture retakes at your school? If not, just talk to the yearbook editors... Beg them to take it out. xD But hey, look on the bright side... You got anal in the yearbook. ^^